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parttimehotty -> Wacko Jacko jokes (3/31/2008 7:37:58 AM)
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
His other hand.
What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
Richard Pryor got burnt on coke. Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi.
What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Where is Michael Jackson's other glove?
In Brooke Shields' pants.
Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
How do you neuter Micheal Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
Blowing his first nose.
Who is the greatest man ever?
Michael Jackson, because he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.
Little known fact: While in San Diego in July 1989, Dan Quayle called Michael Jackson and congratulated him on the 20th anniversary of his moonwalk.
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks: "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds: "Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks: "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks: "Is God gay or straight?"
The mother answers: "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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