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Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?
If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
About two dress sizes.
Comments overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa-Marie Presley wedding:
"Well, I'm pretty sure one of them is a virgin."
"I don't think that's the real groom; it's just a decoy."
What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson?
He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones.
Apparently we're going to be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet in the Jackson household . . . yep, Lisa Marie's going to be leaving town for a while.
Lisa-Marie's marriage to Michael Jackson is the worst news for the King since the invention of the child-proof cap.
What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
"Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"
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