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Marc2b -> Proof that Women are Evil (4/1/2008 8:54:20 AM)

Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil



Every man knows that to get a Woman (&) to put out you have to spend Time (T) with her and spend Money ($) on her. This can be expressed thus:
 
&=T+$
 

However it is insufficient to spend Time and Money separately, you need to do both at the same time (i.e. taking her out to a fancy restaurant), thus our equation becomes:

&=T($)
 
Also, as everybody knows Time is Money therefore in our equation we can substitute and arrive at:

&=($)($)
 

Money is the root of all Evil (E) so substituting again we arrive at:

&=(/E)(/E)
 

The root of all evil multiplied by the root of all evil is, or course, evil. Thus we arrive at our final equation:

&=E
 

And there you have it – incontestable mathematical proof that women are evil.




Aeon -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/1/2008 9:03:01 AM)

LOL...Doesn't your equation really show that putting out is evil????
That is definitely unacceptable.  I think we need another variable in there...some sort of derivation that shows how "women"="putting out" (from a man's perspective of course)...
Of course we're evil...we learned from the best...you guys....   LOL




angelbluewingsz -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/2/2008 4:21:20 PM)

You know.. one of the best lays I had in high school was from my algebra teacher. I had this thing for older men (still do) and he, speaking of equations keps saying "what you do to one side you must do to the other). I made him prove it. and sooo glad I did.




mefisto69 -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/3/2008 3:53:49 AM)

Aeon... I think I need an up close and personal demonstration on just how evil you truly are. ( yes, I am a proud owner of the ACME 1000 Evilometer.... no way to fool tha machine! )




Saratov -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/3/2008 3:26:39 PM)

I have a shirt that says: If it has Tits or Wheels you'll have problems with it.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/3/2008 3:46:51 PM)

Women are evil.

Anything else that bleeds for three days dies.

Super Human Strength .... Couild a Man give birth?

And How quickly can the screw up your great day??

Anything that strong MUST be evil.

Steel

**Yeah I know**




AMaster -> RE: Proof that Women are Evil (4/3/2008 10:49:06 PM)

Why would anyone need more proof?




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