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Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 10:33:41 AM

cjan

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Hmmmm, I never cosidered collaring a gator. Could be interesting.

Those kinky Florida law enforcement folk !

For your amusement:
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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 12:38:12 PM

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Man, they are kinky down there.
No only did they collar that gator (I think it was forced!) but they did it in public!

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 2:10:51 PM

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And muzzled it, bound it and tossed it in the pick 'em up. Plus those uniforms, leather clubs, etc. Kinky indeed.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 2:32:22 PM

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"it's very large"... "it's bigger than the motorcycle".... I know where I'm moving to next!!!

Edited to add I'm rather less fond of the concept that it cannot be relocated so will be 'harvested for its skin and meat'.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 2:43:09 PM

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Now I gotta envy an alligator?

See ya later, etc....

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 2:59:11 PM

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Damn it.. how is it.. I am never around to get some tail....

I really like gator meat. That big boy was too big to relocate.. he would just crawl up out of where ever and be an nussance again. They are not endangered.. and thier population has to be controled in South Florida esp.

It might sound mean.. but if thier population is not controlled they lose more of thier habititat... and have no food. best to be on someones table then get ran over... or hurt and suffer.

Damn I miss my little resturant down in Naples that served the best BBQ and Gator. All homestyle too. Dang it.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:24:04 PM

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Agreed. Gator meat can be sweet if'n ya handle it right. I like to pound medallions of it and cook it as I would veal. Yum.

Hey, Gwyn, I live near Naples and go there all the time. Is that restaurant still in bidniss ?

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:27:48 PM

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Hey my parents live on Marco! And I felt bad for da gator

, there he was just strolling a long and BOOM he became dinner and a pair of shoes.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:40:52 PM

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quote:

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Agreed. Gator meat can be sweet if'n ya handle it right. I like to pound medallions of it and cook it as I would veal. Yum.

Hey, Gwyn, I live near Naples and go there all the time. Is that restaurant still in bidniss ?

Oh yeah... it is.. Cracklin Jacks on Collier Ave. very close to Rattle Snake Hammock. Thier ribs are awesome. It looks like a little old country shack.. and it is.. but they have some of the best damn home style cookin!

I used to live off of Rattle Snake Hammock *smiles* Before I got stupid and moved up here. I miss my house down there. *pouts*

I gave it all up to be with a person I cant see anymore. This sucks.

~ Camille... I lived *very* close to Marco.... We used to go there for Dinner or to just hang out.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:42:34 PM

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I say we need a road trip for some nice gator dinner. Who's driving?

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:47:41 PM

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i'll gas up my VW bus and we'll be off like a herd of turtles, but aint no way in hell i'm eating gator meat...i can handle any meat that clucks, moo's, breathes water and gobbles ...oh and i kind of like the 2 legged, upright walking meat as well but gator? hell no!

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 3:51:16 PM

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I've been to Marco a couple of times, great place.

Not only collared, but a duct tape gag. Definitely kinky.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 4:45:52 PM

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quote:

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i'll gas up my VW bus and we'll be off like a herd of turtles, but aint no way in hell i'm eating gator meat...i can handle any meat that clucks, moo's, breathes water and gobbles ...oh and i kind of like the 2 legged, upright walking meat as well but gator? hell no!

Awwww, christine, don't knock it till you try it, darlin'. If you like sweet meat, as you say, you will LOVE Gator. Like I said, I cook it just as I would veal, I. e., Sauteed, in butter with garlic and a squeeeeeeze of lemon. Better tham veal, sweeter.

Were you one of those squeemish girlies the first time you ate man meat ?

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 4:51:42 PM

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squeamish with man meat? ...not a chance!

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 4:59:23 PM

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I am all for a road trip! but gator meat is good! I know it sounds icky.. but it is very sweet... and yummy.. damn now I want crab too.

Well damn it all.

Can we stop and get a bucket of fried chicken on the way?

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 5:02:17 PM

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Ok, Ladies. Y'all come on dowwwwn. And don't forget to pick up Gwen on yer way. ;).

Hey, I wonder if domiguy would be interested in swinging down for some tail. I know he has friends in Orlando... he said he could hook me up with some good Chicago, ummm, health food. Could kill, two, no wait, three birds with one stone.We could make a party of it.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 5:21:01 PM

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Damn, we should throw us a Collarme Spring Break!

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 6:53:12 PM

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It's a kinky state down here. hehe.

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 7:15:28 PM

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quote:

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It's a kinky state down here. hehe.

Uhuh, the good ole penis state(shape).

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RE: Collared Gator - 4/1/2008 7:17:13 PM

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May as well live somewhere as perverse as I am.

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