Pyrrsefanie
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Joined: 9/18/2007 From: NEW HAMPSHAAAAAAH! Status: offline
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It's not effing fair! Toilet seats are DISGUSTING! We had a party at my old apartment up in Connecticut one winter, tons of alcohol, and as luck would have it our single bathroom was taken with no less than twelve drunkies, myself included, needing to use it. I was one of two girls present that night, so when all the guys said "meh, no problem" and ran outside to pee, I tried to follow suit. They got to stand up and write their name in the snow without incident. I... um... let's just say ended up half-naked and unconscious in a puddle of my own pee because according to legend I tripped on the hem of my pants from having to pull them down, hit the snow, and decided to take a nap. I cannot help but think THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD A PENIS.
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