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EXODUS1 -> Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 7:42:54 AM)
The number 1 thing you should never do or say when an Officer pulls you over! "I'm sorry Officer, forgive me for being rude. Would you like a krispy Creme Donut?" EXODUS1[sm=book.gif]

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 7:49:16 AM)
Hey, it worked for Gabriel Iglesias... (if youre reading this and going "Huh?" go watch his comedy special Hot and Fluffy)

domahpet -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 8:31:08 AM)
out of order i know but its the sticker on my fridge: the #8 thing NOT to say to an officer, no! YOU assume the position!

MichiganHeadmast -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 10:35:54 AM)
I would not have considered it rude, so long as it was fresh and hot and still in the box.

SweetDommes -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 11:27:54 AM)
My personal favorite (that I have had to bite my tongue to not say at work lol) "My cuffs are better, wanna try 'em out?"[:D]

angelbluewingsz -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 4:22:22 PM)
Krispy kreme sucks - but so do I.... mmmmm custard

saradeanna469 -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 4:23:05 PM)
This actually happened to my friend. He was 15 and his mother was in the car with him. Officer: Son, do you know how fast you were going? My Friend: No officer, weren't you paying attention either? The officer cracked up laughing and let him go with a warning.

bbwbutterfly -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 4:36:09 PM)
A friend of mine used to tell this joke about a guy getting pulled over for drunk driving.. anyway, he would say Ociffer instead of Officer. I heard the joke so many times that when I was pulled over one night because of my headlights I ended up calling the guy Ociffer and he asked me if I had been drinking. I had to pass it off as nerves. To this day I still have to think before saying Officer.

Saratov -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 6:07:56 PM)
Honest ocifer, nobody was drivin, we was all in the back sheat shingin'

ForBabyGirl123 -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 6:48:57 PM)
A man in a hurry to work pulled up the a stop sign ,slowed down looked boths ways and coasted threw the stop sign. Soon he seen flashing lights behind him.. He asked the officer "what was i doing wrong" The officer leaned in and said you ran that stop sign back there,,, The man said, No i did not i slowed down and looked both ways.. But you did not stop,The officer replied as he was writeing the ticket. The man said this is bull... take that ticket and stick it! I slowed down and thats the same as stopping The officer quicklly reached into the car dragged the man out the window and started beating him with his black jack.... Then the officer leaned down and asked the man....Do you want me to stop or just slow down??

SteelofUtah -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 9:31:47 PM)
My Favorite NEVER SAY to a poice officer is Cop: Sir your eyes look dialated have you been doing drugs this evening? Me: Officer your eyes look Glazed over have you been eating donuts? Other good ones: Hey for a few miles I didn't think you were gunna be able to catch me. That was fun. Hey My Girlfriend has a picture of a guy who looks just like you on her nightstand Do are you gunna be cool and give me a ticket or be a dick like the las asshole .... Oh wait didn't you pull me over last time. BAD COP NO DONUT Steel

MistyMenthal -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 9:55:57 PM)
When he pulls you over, and you roll down your window. Start sniffing, and When the officer comes closer to you and says what are you smelling? Whatever You Do, Pleeease do not say~~~~> I believe i'm smelling Winchels. Always, misty

JulieorSarah -> RE: Here you go Officer. (4/2/2008 11:06:31 PM)
I was about 13 or so my Mum, whe was a very cautious driver, stopped at a Give Way sign. A taxi pulled up behind us and watied and waited, eventually the taxi driver came up to Mum and said ... Excuse me, the sign says Give Way not give up ... he was actually quite pleasant about it. true story

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