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OmegaG -> April Fool's (4/2/2008 8:37:21 AM)
I was just telling a co-worker about an april fool's joke that was played on me yesterday (convinece store owner who I've known for years told me my 19 yo daughter bought enough booze for a party while I was out of town-- and I passed it on to her and got her too). Anyway, the co-worker told me of a couple she pulled on people-- putting a post-it on the bottom of the laser mouses, putting tape over the light on the TV that catches the remote signal. I'm thinking that I'm just bratty enough to remember these things for next April 1st and earn myself a good lickin' What others have you done or heard of that you think would be fun to do?

WaratahBlossoms -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 8:55:41 AM)
That sounds like so much fun! I don't really do the prank thing anymore. Although I did get in trouble for making the sink sprayer get stuck.

JohnWarren -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:01:38 AM)
I don't limit this to one day a year. In fact, I'll be doing a demo-lecture on some techniques at Beyond Leather in Fort Lauderdale weekend after next. One example: One night I brought her down to some railroad tracks and told her we were going to do a Dick Dastard scene with her getting fucked while chained to railroad tracks. Several lengths of chain and locks held her helpless with her neck across one track and her knees over the other. I cut away parts of her black outfit so I had easy access to her breasts and pussy. We were fucking away when about half a mile away, a light came around a bend. The rumble was unmistakable. I fumbled with the keys, dropped them, picked them up, dropped them again and, finally, yelled, “My God” and ran as the train approached at about 60 miles per hour. Her scream was lovely as the train shot past… four feet to one side. I had chained her to a siding.

OmegaG -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:06:23 AM)
that is evil. I love it.

Dnomyar -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:07:25 AM)
Nice to see that you are still around John.

JohnWarren -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:11:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Nice to see that you are still around John. Two heart attacks, a stroke and a cancer scare. It's an interesting life but with Libby to take care of me I'll be around for a long time. Nice to see you again.

dawntreader -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:14:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JohnWarren One example: One night I brought her down ... I had chained her to a siding. Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday came and went in a fog of studying that i never realized it was April Fools till i went to bed!

WaratahBlossoms -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:16:31 AM)
Yeah, wow. That's seriously evil.

JohnWarren -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:24:22 AM)
There is a whole section on this kind of play in The Loving Dominant. I'd quote more but my publisher would have my guts for garters.

infinihydron -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 11:15:45 AM)
last year for april fools me and my sub told everyone she was pregnant. good you really learn how ppl feel abot you when they think a baby is coming lol!

TwistedLeather -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 11:57:03 AM)
The worst one i ever thought of was showing up at my parents house, wearing the full submissive gear with my "Master" - a total stranger to her - behind me carrying a whip over his shoulder and telling my oh so open minded mother (you can hear the sarcasm, right?) that i met him at this wonderful sex party and we got married this morning! Of course, i never did do it sigh Oh but the look on her face would have been priceless!

metalmiss -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 12:52:31 PM)
quote: Her scream was lovely as the train shot past… four feet to one side. I had chained her to a siding. Oh my god.. thats evil.. thats really evil.. Though Master seemed to find it very amusing.. i sure hope He isn't getting ideas.. shudders

SteelofUtah -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 1:40:40 PM)
Vanilla Date. I didn't think she was as prude as she turned out to be. I Bought a Leather Mask with the Zipper Mouth. This was shortly after the Movie 8MM came out. So after dinner we went to my house and I decided to screw around so I got into a wife beater, My Boxers and the Mask then I came out with a flogger a whip and handcuffs I told her it was an April Fools Joke but she was more concerned that I even HAD them. We never saw eachother on a personal level after that. Some Kink Jokes just aren't funny to Non-Kinky People. Halloween 2006 I was Arrested because Me and My Girlfriend went as The Marquis De-Sade and Justine. NO NUDITY, but apparently just explaining what we were dressed as make parents concerned and so that assumed we have been doing inappropriate things and someone called the police on us saying that we had been exposiong ourselves. The Cop wasn't willing to listen as we tried to explain in a Victorian Costume How difficult it actaully is TO EXPOSE YOURSELF!! We were released in less than two hours after booking when it took two ours just to check all my clothes for weapons and drugs. I look back and laugh, but at the time it was anything BUT funny. Steel

jenara -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 2:40:43 PM)
lol, i once took home a new "boyfriend" to visit my parents... he was gay and wore more make up every day than i did on a night out! My parents were very civil and made tea, but after a few minutes my dad turned to my mum and asked 'Is he wearing make-up?' to which i replied 'he never goes out without his face on' (which was true) the horror of my kids doing anything like that to me when they grow up!!!!

whis31 -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 9:15:55 PM)
i got it the best April 1 is my birthday[:D] just to think of the jokes and pranks i've but up with!!!!!!!!!!! and then this year Sir and my mom forgot my birthday!

MissMenagerie -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 10:02:05 PM)
I generally don't bother with this 'other' holiday, since it's also my birthday. Sometimes that's fun, sometimes not...my grandparents thought it was a joke when my dad called them from the hospital where I was born. He had to call them back the next day. Girl scout's honor. (By the way, since the Girl Scouts things also seems like I might be trying to pull a late fast one, I submit the following evidence: On my honor, I will try To serve God And my Country To help people at all times And to live by the Girl Scout law. Granted, I retired from that years ago, but some things never leave the auto-dial.)

MissMenagerie -> RE: April Fool's (4/2/2008 10:03:35 PM)
Did a Quick Reply and just saw then end of the post....Oh Em Effing Gee, Whis, you, too?

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