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A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 10:50:32 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		NEW YORK -- Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

http://www.miamiherald.com/852/story/480377.html


LOL, And these folks, I suppose, get paid to do these "studies". Poor bunnies. I mean the 3 to 13 minutes bunnies, not the "researchers".






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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:02:57 AM   
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Maybe 13 minutes for one orgasm, but why stop at one when you can have six?


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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:08:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, a five second cuddle would do for me. It would be an infinite-percent increase in my sex life after all.

I do sometimes wonder why they call it transsexualism. More accurate would be nosexualism.

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:11:59 AM   
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Who wants the world and its uncle to know the habits of their sex life?

My neighbours never deviate from their sexual habits. 21.50 they retire to the bedroom. I can hear the light switches being flicked on. Ten minutes later the rhythmic motion of the bed starts at a steady pace, this goes on for approx. eight minutes. It stops. The light switch is flicked once again (I can only presume that they turn it OFF to have sex, back on again once it's 'over'). One minute later, the female begins either whistling or singing... nothing in particular, just a typical la la la laaaa type of noise to signify she's happy. During the process (and the walls are so think you can hear someone snoring) no noise is made whatsoever, no moans, no sighs... I can only assume that kinky sex for them is him taking his socks off.

I would like not to know all of the above, however, the walls are so thin one really doesn't have an option! And they likely think I ought to be locked up

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:15:21 AM   
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Great new profile picture, Lady E.

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:34:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

I can almost hear Robin Williams saying, "Why spoil a good thing by sharing it?"

Great new profile picture, Lady E.


Thanks - its actually an old one I used here before. It looks like a colour filter, but actually it was a freak photo that turned out that way for some mysterious reason......

I'd much sooner share it. If that is, I remember rightly what it is.

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:40:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		My boy would likely empathise with you! With me working so much, I crawl home exhausted and the last thing I have any energy for is sex! Sex to me is a chocolate biscuit while I'm waiting for dinner to be served lol

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:44:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		I bet your boy hasnt gone without for six years, four months, two weeks and three days though?

Not that it bothers me, not that I'm counting or anything.......

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:49:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
I do sometimes wonder why they call it transsexualism. More accurate would be nosexualism.


If I'm reading between the proper lines, you're saying that people get squicked out about being initimate with you just because you're TS?

That's really sad that people can be that shallow, because you're freaking gorgeous and from what I can tell, a truly lovely person through and through.


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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:51:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		No, he hasn't, but I did.. infact, I went seven years without sex when my marriage was dissolving and to be honest, I didn't miss it as such, but did miss the emotional intimacy, the hugs and cuddles, the nights of having my back/back of my legs tickled as I dropped off to sleep. While dating, of course I had sex, some of it was even pretty damn good but still not... fulfilling. I waited a long time for my boy, he was worth the wait and I'm so glad I didn't 'settle'. To find him, I had to stop looking lol

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:56:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

NEW YORK -- Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed.


I don't even get that far.  I find they pass out as soon as they see the size of it. 

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 11:58:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		You're a wicked man! Now my mother, who I'm visiting overnight, is coming to read what it is I'm laughing at!

Edited to say: Mother said they pass out from laughing so hard - too much oxygen in the blood, makes them light-headed

< Message edited by MissMorrigan -- 4/3/2008 12:00:51 PM >

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 12:00:22 PM   
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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 12:22:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

No, he hasn't, but I did.. infact, I went seven years without sex when my marriage was dissolving and to be honest, I didn't miss it as such, but did miss the emotional intimacy, the hugs and cuddles, the nights of having my back/back of my legs tickled as I dropped off to sleep.


Yep, same here - its emotional intimacy that I miss.

Pyrrsefanie - I'm afraid its true; lots of enquiries on the other side, but only because they saw the pic and didnt read the text. When they find out, they rapidly disappear.

I can understand it, but its disappointing. If the person isnt squicked out, then they sure as hell worry what their friends and family would say about me and how it would reflect on them. eg "ha ha, what a loser, couldnt get a real woman..." etc

Still anyone that thinks like that? I dont need them.

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 12:33:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I met a TS a few years ago, we talked daily via online, also by telephone. I wanted so much to meet him and we'd book a date to meet, he'd tell me how excited he was and couldn't wait. Then the day would arrive and nothing, no show. He'd disappear off the radar, then turn up again a few weeks later, apologise, say he got cold feet, which I truly do understand. I'd be patient, talk it through with him, he'd settle down again and we'd make a new date to meet - again no show. This went on for over a  year. After my seventh attempt at meeting him I had to say the last time really was the very last. We are no longer in contact, which is a great shame (my choice).  I was genuinely fond of him, we seemed to be working towards the same goal but to experience the repetitive frustrations/disappointment was too much in the end.

I'm not sure what constitutes either a 'real' man or woman, but I feel it's little to do with what sex organs a person is born with, although I have no doubt that many others will disagree with me on that.

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 12:34:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
I do sometimes wonder why they call it transsexualism. More accurate would be nosexualism.


If I'm reading between the proper lines, you're saying that people get squicked out about being initimate with you just because you're TS?

That's really sad that people can be that shallow, because you're freaking gorgeous and from what I can tell, a truly lovely person through and through.



Pyrrse, we like Lady E.
I'm always teasing her about putting the boots to her.
And she does some of the nicest threads on here too, very informative.
Lady E, easy with the teeth next time!

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 1:00:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		13 minutes of thrusting?  Or 13 minutes total including foreplay?

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 1:06:46 PM   
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13 minutes of thrusting?  Or 13 minutes total including foreplay?



Somebody had to ask  .

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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 1:08:48 PM   
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RE: A Few Minutes is Best ????? - 4/3/2008 1:11:53 PM   
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I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the haven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees
But so am I

Oh, meet me at the fountain
Shove me on the patio
I'll take it slowly
Oh ...

Fifteen minutes with you
Oh, I wouldn't say no

Reel Around the Fountain

It's not the quantity that counts  .

Been trying to convince myself of that since starting my career, eons ago.

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