GimpinDenial
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist We seem to have a Harris fan..... ****1. I know that I'm not smarter than you. ”Then how did you catch me?” You had disadvantages. ”What disadvantages?” You're insane. Manhunter (OK, the remake was of cousre Red Dragon) I also loved the original because I love Wliiam Peterson as an actor..... aka Gil Grissom from CSI) 2. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Silence of the lambs 3. When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin'... but not to help. Hannibal 4. Did you enjoy it? Your first murder? Of course you did. And why shouldn't it feel good? It does to God. Why only last week in Texas, he dropped a church roof on the heads of 34 of his worshippers, just as they were groveling for him. He wouldn't begrudge you for one Journalist. Red Dragon 5. "The very scent of her takes away the smell of the camp." Do you compose verse, Inspector, and keep it under your pillow? Hannibal Rising (I admit I had to google this one...as I have not yet seen it) Movie #1 Have you ever heard of Rwanda? --Yes, I know Rwanda. Well, tens of thousands were killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye? Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit. --Man, I don't know any Rwandans. Movie #2 Maybe it is late. You know, I'll be honest with you, I had a really great time tonight and, I'd really love to kiss you. But I think that if I kiss you we'll end up kissing on the couch and if we end up kissing on the couch then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom and if we kiss in the bedroom then, you know, that's the part I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together. --I wanna spend the night together. I have no problem with that! Lastly #3 Lunch! --Careful Blood. Might be poisoned. No, no anchovies on this. --------------------------- Do you clean anyone? --No women, no kids, that's the rules. How much would it cost to hire someone to get those dirtbags who killed my brother? --Five grand a head. Wow. How about this, I work for you. In exchange, you teach me how to clean.What do you think? I'll clean your place, I'll do the shopping, I'll even wash your clothes. Is it a deal? --------------------------- You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. and to Krirren quote:
Thats awesome. Did you google them? No I did not...that is what I call cheating (when I do it anyhow) I do however google when I am stumped (like the #4, even though I couldn't find it) I just watch way too much TV and movies....
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