An S&M conversation...

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DelilahDeb -> An S&M conversation... (4/4/2008 9:28:14 PM)
What did the masochist say to the sadist? "Hurt me, hurt me!" What did the sadist reply? "Nooooo." Delilah Deb

AMaster -> RE: An S&M conversation... (4/5/2008 7:48:02 AM)
Thanks, I needed that. [;)]

TorinFalta -> RE: An S&M conversation... (4/7/2008 10:18:08 AM)
lol

BlackPhx -> RE: An S&M conversation... (4/7/2008 10:46:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DelilahDeb What did the masochist say to the sadist? "Hurt me, hurt me!" Delilah Deb Ok..Opening an envelope.. IRS says you owe them $5000.00 plus penalties and interest for 2004 as they are denying your entertainment expenses for the BDSM club and that they are auditing your 2005, 2006 and 2007 returns. (grins) poenkitten

darchChylde -> RE: An S&M conversation... (4/7/2008 11:27:37 AM)
This was my own little twist on the conversation, reposted from about 6 months ago. ========================================================= A Dominant and her submissive are in the room, her on a chair and him kneeling at her feet. Dominant: Have you thought what it is that you truly need and desire to learn during training? submissive: yes Ma'am, i have thought long and hard over this. Dominant: Long and hard? Since yesterday? Oh, please do tell. submissive: yes Ma'am, i feel it would be best that i learned patience? Dominant: Patience? Not pain tolerance, proper kneeling positions, how to prepare my favorite meal; none of these, but instead you want to be taught patience? Are you absolutely certain of this? submissive: yes Ma'am, absolutely certain. Dominant: Okay then, wait here. Dominant walks out, nothing ensues. End scene.

domahpet -> RE: An S&M conversation... (4/7/2008 11:32:58 AM)
that one made me laugh DC

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