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DianeB269 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 4:44:08 AM)

How big is it?



Diane




Gemini1766 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 4:47:24 AM)

It is soooo big that he needs to strap it to a popsicle stick to keep it up. [sm=biggrin.gif]




DianeB269 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 4:57:08 AM)

Hey, if it is as big as some of the gay porn stars like (Kevin Dean or like Black Thunder), then I'd say he has a problem....


Diane




lillminx -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 4:59:34 AM)

well...   not knowing where to put it could be an even bigger problem. erm. so to speak.




christine1 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 5:01:24 AM)

ever heard of duck tape?  just tape it to your choice of thighs...(your own that is)




sirsholly -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 5:53:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gemini1766

It is soooo big that he needs to strap it to a popsicle stick to keep it up. [sm=biggrin.gif]


*snicker*




mnottertail -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 5:57:58 AM)

This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.

Like me, I hate it when women won't look you in the eyes, but rather stare at your crotch (which in and of itself is kinda inspiring), but they have this nasty habit of leaning forward slightly when they do it and you can't stare at their tits properly.

Ron




Level -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 6:00:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.

Like me, I hate it when women won't look you in the eyes, but rather stare at your crotch (which in and of itself is kinda inspiring), but they have this nasty habit of leaning forward slightly when they do it and you can't stare at their tits properly.

Ron


[:D]




LadyEllen -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 6:12:31 AM)

My son Billy
Had a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only six foot four

Really HK, did you expect anything more than derision? The other guys here are jealous and the gals disbelieving....

I cant offer any advice but this - keep a stiff upper lip

E




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 6:29:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

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ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Okay so I don't qualify for that club.

Steel

DAMN!  *crosses Steel off list of potential Masters*



**Adds MontrealPhoenix to his list of 'girls to tie up and put in thier own closet till they take back the naughty thing they did' list ...... Yeah that's right I have a 'girls to tie up and put in thier own closet till they take back the naughty thing they did' list and you just made it missy.

No Don't try to take it back I already called Orbits I'm on my way to Canada Meet me at the airport and drive me back to your place so I can cross you off my list as soon as possible.

We can discuss my Pecker at a later time.

Steel

"Whose Pecker ain't gunna be in a Feature Film but has always been called back for seconds."

**He said trying to defend his peckers honor**

Okay Steel, i've been waiting at the airport for hours now, where are you? *taps foot impatiently*
 
Phoenix




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 8:04:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
I thought it had to be a joke.  You mean he's serious???   [sm=rofl.gif]


Humour is a very personal thing. Sometimes people share the same joke and other times like this they completely read it wrong and take it seriously. I find either of the two aforementioned outcomes equally funny though.




KatyLied -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 8:27:40 AM)

I saw the thread as a:  1) cry for attention; 2) way to say he's big without being as classless as to provide the exact dimenions.  I'm betting he's dying on telling us the exact size.  But not unless we give more attention and beg.   [:D]




Emperor1956 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 10:57:21 AM)

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RON:  This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.


Just a few weeks ago, Ron and I were out ice fishin' and we had to relieve ourselves.  Well we stood up ( got off the buckets and put down our beers), walked over to the fishing hole, and pulled out the old muskies and let go.  "DAMN, Ron...this water's cold!"  I said.   "Yep.  and its deep, TOO!"

Ah, its spring melt.  No more ice fishing jokes 'til next year.

E.




JohnWarren -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 10:59:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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RON:  This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.


Just a few weeks ago, Ron and I were out ice fishin' and we had to relieve ourselves.  Well we stood up ( got off the buckets and put down our beers), walked over to the fishing hole, and pulled out the old muskies and let go.  "DAMN, Ron...this water's cold!"  I said.   "Yep.  and its deep, TOO!"

Ah, its spring melt.  No more ice fishing jokes 'til next year.

E.


There were rocks on the bottom too.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 11:01:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

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RON:  This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.


Just a few weeks ago, Ron and I were out ice fishin' and we had to relieve ourselves.  Well we stood up ( got off the buckets and put down our beers), walked over to the fishing hole, and pulled out the old muskies and let go.  "DAMN, Ron...this water's cold!"  I said.   "Yep.  and its deep, TOO!"

Ah, its spring melt.  No more ice fishing jokes 'til next year.

E.


There were rocks on the bottom too.


lol to all three feet of you guys.




Level -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:27:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

quote:

RON:  This ain't no joking matter, it affects us all.


Just a few weeks ago, Ron and I were out ice fishin' and we had to relieve ourselves.  Well we stood up ( got off the buckets and put down our beers), walked over to the fishing hole, and pulled out the old muskies and let go.  "DAMN, Ron...this water's cold!"  I said.   "Yep.  and its deep, TOO!"

Ah, its spring melt.  No more ice fishing jokes 'til next year.

E.


Richard Pryor just called, he really liked that one, E. [:D]




Level -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:30:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

I saw the thread as a:  1) cry for attention; 2) way to say he's big without being as classless as to provide the exact dimenions.  I'm betting he's dying on telling us the exact size.  But not unless we give more attention and beg.   [:D]


A perfect reason why I should be nominated dick tator of the world; I'm perfectly willing to share my big cock with ya'll, minimal begging required.
 
The Big Cock joke = [sm=beatdeadhorse.gif][:o]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:33:38 PM)

Oh my, Level...  what a big cock you have!!!  [8D]   *giggles wildy*




Level -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:40:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh my, Level...  what a big cock you have!!!  [8D]   *giggles wildy*


Yes, red, it's a special problem. [X(]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:42:48 PM)

Well, Level, I'm here to support you in any way possible...  just like a real friend would.  [;)]




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