Emperor1956
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lusciouslips: I personally dont know about black girls but Frank Zappa sang,"I want a horney little jewish Princess with a couple of sisters, who will raise a few blisters". He did, indeed. Of course he also sang "she swept away her rancid poncho/and layed down nekkid on the floor/we did it till we were unchoncho/and it was useless anymore." E. Hey...is that a real poncho...I mean, like is that a Sears Poncho, or a real poncho? ...OH really? ____________ Edited to add three of my favorite mondegreens before anyone else can: As that great gay glam rocker JIMI HENDRIX sang *you thought I was gonna say Freddie Mercury, didn't ya? come on admit it* "scuse me while I kiss this guy..." (purple haze). From the Lennon/McCartney school of medical diagnoses: "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly / The girl with colitis goes by...." And from the great old Christian spiritual: "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"... E.
< Message edited by Emperor1956 -- 4/6/2008 11:02:52 PM >
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