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Texas Cowboy - 10/6/2005 8:22:43 AM

Mercnbeth

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A West Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The young bronc-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

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RE: Texas Cowboy - 10/6/2005 8:41:57 AM

Quivver

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Yeee Ha .......... Ride it till ya get Bucked off!

(sorry I couldnt help myself)

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RE: Texas Cowboy - 10/6/2005 2:30:25 PM

CalliopePurple

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

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Kimi ni aitakute dare yori mo aitakute
hajimete kimi ni atta hoshizora no shita de.
Kimi ni tsutaetai todokanai omoi demo
boku no kokoro wa mada kimi o sagashiteiru.

Gackt - Kimi ni Aitakute

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RE: Texas Cowboy - 11/18/2005 8:32:13 AM

WildSpirit2001

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LOL ... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Live... Love... Laugh
Paula

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RE: Texas Cowboy - 11/18/2005 12:16:14 PM

MadameDahlia

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-chuckles- A kept cowboy... pick them up at your local drug store today.

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"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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