ImDBatty1
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a father and young son are walking down the isle at a grochery store when they walk past the condom isle... the son of about nine years old asks his father, "dad? what are those?" and the father looks and says, "well son, those are condoms..." and the son keeps walking and says, "oh... we learned all about those in school..." the father smiles and knows that his son is safe, and is learning good things in school... suddenly the son stops and turns to his father and says, "I have a question about condoms?" and the father turns to his son and says, "ask whatever you want, I'll do my best to answer it..." his son looks at his father and says, "why do they come in packs of three?" and the father looks at his son, thinks for a minute and says, "well son, those are for high school boys... one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..." and the boy says, "ohhh... I see... but but why do they come in packs of six?" and the father looks at his son and smiles and says, "those are for college boys... two for Friday's, two for Saturday's, and two for Sundays..." they keep walking for a bit, and the son turns to his father and says, "why do condoms come in packs of twelve dad?"
the father doesn't stop and just keeps walking gripping the shopping basket tighter, getting white nuckles, "well son, those are for married men... one for January... one for February... one for March..."
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