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MissMorrigan -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 11:18:48 AM)
I walk when not taking the train (if I was fitter I would cycle, that is something I am working towards - perhaps in five years time!). I limit toilet flushes. I recycle everything I use whether that's paper, plastic, tin or glass. All uncooked fruit/vegetable peelings/wastage goes in the compost, along with teabags. I never put lights on at all, I see just as well in the dark as I do in the daytime. How odd is that? I did not break wind today. We have minimal heating - and run around a lot lol

Elegant -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 12:25:22 PM)
I slept an extra 10 minutes, thus saving lamplight electricity. Cleaned the Teenboykidlet's room...eliminating future toxic waste. Saved water and sewage output by not doing laundry. (hoping Master Archer doesn't read this)

boytoy4female -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 12:28:56 PM)
I fought with my wife over whether or not it was time to turn the airconditioner on. She said it was hot, I said, "we set our a/c at 78 and its 77 outside" I went to bed thinking I had won and woke up to a the hum of the airhandler....well, I saved a few hours worth of 'lectricity.

LaTigresse -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 1:30:09 PM)
It's good to be queen. I control the thermostat. Which means, in a hormonal woman's house (mine), it is cold enough to hang meat.[:D]

azropedntied -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 2:55:03 PM)
Elegant now thats Funny ! hummm blackmail ..lol teenboy toxins in room ..snort laugh.

petdave -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 4:35:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie They say that beef ranches are the highest producer of methane, even higher than the entire Los Angeles freeway during rush hour! I find this completely unacceptable. It is a waste of Mother Nature's glorious resources. To combat this, I had a nice juicy burger for lunch. Solving the environmental crisis, one methane-producing bovine at a time. i went one step further and told them to hold the lettuce, so that the little green darling could continue offsetting my carbon in peace [:)]

DChammer -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 4:39:35 PM)
I put my used phone in a mailer they have at the USPS for recycling. I think it goes to a Mexican landfill.

slaveboyforyou -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 4:53:11 PM)
Well I don't recycle. Recycling uses a lot of energy in the transport and reclamation of the materials. So it creates more pollution than it solves. I drive a fuel efficient vehicle. It's not because I feel the need to be environmentally friendly, I just don't want to pay 100 dollars to fill up. I do actually cut those rings on 6 packs. It's more of a habit, like popping those bubble packs in boxes than a measure to save the Earth. When I go fishing, I sink my beer cans to the bottom of the lake. [:D]

AquaticSub -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 5:18:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lighthearted I bought them from a local nursery...how do you check that? I don't know the specifics. Releasing the wrong kind is actually pretty bad, what I've been told by gardeners and landscapers, so I've never used ladybugs.

NeedToUseYou -> RE: What have you done for the enviroment today? (4/8/2008 7:59:38 PM)
I don't have a toilet, I shit in my neighbors lawn. I eat food out of the dumpster. I fashion pieces of wood I find into crude shoes. I dig a hole in the ground and fashion a crude bedding place. For the occasional meat based meal, I hunt the most abundant animal around, human. I only breathe once a week in order to cut down on CO2 emissions. I'm building a factory to build small free energy devices that can be embedded into your stomach area, and an eletrical cord comes out through the ass, so you can have energy wherever you are at. In addition the excess internal heat will make living in frigid climates bareable, during the summer a nominal amount of the energy will be used for cooling. I've pioneered over 75 specialized surgery techniques for treating childhood deformities. I've also single handedly genetically engineered a corn and wheat variation that requires one third the water, no pesticides, and 1/2 the fertilizer. It also grows at three times the rate of normal corn, thus removing more CO2, and acting as a soil stabilizer in more arid regions, in addition to eventually providing 5 times the food requirement of the world. I've hunted down and captured Osama Bin Laden, and will reveal this after the election. I'm talking to all the global leaders at this time, and am a cunt hair away from insuring global peace and prosperity and pollution reduction everywhere. I've also figured out interplanetary economical and fast space travel, I've created nanobots that can repair cell damage, thus allowing us to live forever disease free. I made a pill that will allow men to have whatever penis size they want, and two for women to increase breast size and firmness, as well as restore the pussy to virginal status.

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