NeedToUseYou
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Joined: 12/24/2005 From: None of your business Status: offline
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I don't have a toilet, I shit in my neighbors lawn. I eat food out of the dumpster. I fashion pieces of wood I find into crude shoes. I dig a hole in the ground and fashion a crude bedding place. For the occasional meat based meal, I hunt the most abundant animal around, human. I only breathe once a week in order to cut down on CO2 emissions. I'm building a factory to build small free energy devices that can be embedded into your stomach area, and an eletrical cord comes out through the ass, so you can have energy wherever you are at. In addition the excess internal heat will make living in frigid climates bareable, during the summer a nominal amount of the energy will be used for cooling. I've pioneered over 75 specialized surgery techniques for treating childhood deformities. I've also single handedly genetically engineered a corn and wheat variation that requires one third the water, no pesticides, and 1/2 the fertilizer. It also grows at three times the rate of normal corn, thus removing more CO2, and acting as a soil stabilizer in more arid regions, in addition to eventually providing 5 times the food requirement of the world. I've hunted down and captured Osama Bin Laden, and will reveal this after the election. I'm talking to all the global leaders at this time, and am a cunt hair away from insuring global peace and prosperity and pollution reduction everywhere. I've also figured out interplanetary economical and fast space travel, I've created nanobots that can repair cell damage, thus allowing us to live forever disease free. I made a pill that will allow men to have whatever penis size they want, and two for women to increase breast size and firmness, as well as restore the pussy to virginal status.
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