DiurnalVampire
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Fox and I are being adventerous. I decided to buy a vibrating ring from 4play to try.
We are sitting here reading the enclosed insert on use and laughing our asses off. Obviously they hgave planned for a lot of stupid kinky people...
The directions are as follows:
1: The vibrating ring should only be used for the life of the battery. (And then, its just a handjob. Dont use it if it isnt doing anything anymore. thats deep)
2: Do not swallow the vibrating ring (But it looks so tasty...)
3: Discontinue use immediately if you or your partner experience/suffer any discomfort or pain (unless of course you like that sort of thing)
4: Do not use if you have decreased sensation of pain in the area of the penis (isnt that the point?)
5: Misuse or excessive use may cause bruising, painful injury or permanent damage to the penis (how the hell much do you have to use a really light vibrator to cause permanent damage?!?!?)
6: Do not fall asleep while wearing the vibrating ring (Id say thats more a commentary on your partner, not the product... no?) or use it under the influence of alcohol or drugs (Friends dont let friends vibe drunk)
7: Keep away from children (Damn, staring them young)
8: Dispose of the device safely and thoughfully (thoughtfully.. as in not where it will disturb the nieghbors or scare the wildlife) Do not flush the device down the toilet or dispose of it in a fire (aka no burning the evidence)
This vibrating ring is a novelty device and not a contraceptive. It is packaged with a luurious latex condom (luxurious? Does it give its own massages?) Make sure your partner is aware of the device. (Honey, whats that vibrating? Oh, nothing dear.)
Needless to say, our commentary as made it far more interesting.
DV and Fox
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I will be your Dominate if you will be my submit - Fox
Snarko Ergo Sum
If you cannot change your mind, how are you so sure you still have one? -proverb
*Owner of Fox - collared 10/13/07*
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