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Real0ne -> RE: Fun today and tommorow! (Colonoscopy!) (4/9/2008 10:25:17 PM)
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250
Oh boy!
I get to "drink the coolade" today.
A whole gallon of it starting at 2 pm to 6pm.
Then, take some pills and drink a bottle of magnesium citrate.
Then wake up at 0400 tommorow and pickup a neighbor and leave here at 0500 for Charleston V.A. Hospital to "take the pipe."
I'm glad they're going to sedate me for the procedure.
They say that it can be "uncomfortable" without sedation.
That's why someone else has to be with me, they won't give you sedation unless someone else is there with you and signs a form that they'll be driving you home.
Anyone else in here had this done lately?
you poo sob! Military style rotorooter LOL
Just go down to walgreens and get a bottle of shit some clean stuff mag sulfate maybe? Its in the clean out your ass section, but you can drink 1/2 that little bottle in one gulf and wash it down with lemonaide. then another 2 hours later wash it down with lemon aide, start at about 9pm if you got a morning appt, finish up with a few beers, shit your brains out and everything is hunky dory. you dont need no galon of water, besides those ass periscopes have washers and windshield wipers on em!
Was fun to watch till they hurt me and swore at them and then they relly doped the shit out of me LOL
Guess I am latre huh? did the morons try to shove it through lungs with a bulldozer like the ones that did mine?
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