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parttimehotty -> Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 12:47:55 PM)

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/

My reading.............

Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:

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masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 1:37:27 PM)

Congratulations, you're Charles Manson! Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, you believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. You also consider yourself a talented folksinger. You have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for you and look upon you as if you were Jesus Christ. You have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate.




MadameMarque -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 1:43:32 PM)

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

MadameMarque's note:
I totally would only do all that consensually.  For the record.




GabrielleSlave -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 1:52:48 PM)

Congratulations, you're Pinochet!
You ruled Chile from 1973 to 1990, and are responsible for the abduction, torture, disappearance, and execution of thousands upon thousands of political opponents. When you first took power in 1973, you embarked upon a programme delightfully named the Caravan of Death, which extracted prisoners from the country's jails and executed them. Victims were sodomised, blinded, starved and electrocuted, amongst other things, hundreds and hundreds of times in just the two years between 1988 and 1990.
You also were allied with Britain in the Falklands war during the 1980s; Margaret Thatcher, then the Prime Minister of Britain, has said that it owes you a great debt.

Note from Gabrielle - Oh 'eck!




domahpet -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 2:00:39 PM)

im Jack the Ripper
wtf [sm=Groaner.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 2:39:22 PM)

Charles Manson 




metalmiss -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 2:42:58 PM)

Apparently... i'm charles manson.. [8|]




WetJewel4U -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 2:54:20 PM)

Jack the Ripper how sweet.




BlackKnight -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 3:02:18 PM)

it said I was Pinochet
DOKNOW y the graphic aint workin! :(

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Level -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 3:54:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/

My reading.............

Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:

[Mod Note:  image removed.  Please don't post images in the forums]



"Harry Truman, Evil Criminal"? Fuck......




Termyn8or -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 6:00:35 PM)

I know who I am, I don't need so stinkin' test.

Anybody care to guess ?

T




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/9/2008 6:11:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/

My reading.............

Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:

[Mod Note:  image removed.  Please don't post images in the forums]



"Harry Truman, Evil Criminal"? Fuck......

*snickers* why, was he your role model?




parttimehotty -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/10/2008 6:05:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Charles Manson 


???? i don't THINK so!  Maybe Squeaky Fromme, but not Charlie!![sm=excuseme.gif]




favesclava -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/10/2008 6:26:23 AM)

Charles Manson
i thought i was more like Brain from Pinky and the Brain. megalomaniac. yep thats me...not a dirty delusional ugly little man




sirsholly -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 8:32:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Charles Manson 


???? i don't THINK so!  Maybe Squeaky Fromme, but not Charlie!![sm=excuseme.gif]


now that you mention it.....Squeaky Fromme was really short too...huh? Greedy Fromme. Squeaky Top.

BTW...i am Jack the Ripper
The same Jack the Ripper who was never caught.
Yep...go me.




LikaLady -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 8:59:56 AM)

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory! Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth. Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.




sirsholly -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 9:07:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

"Harry Truman, Evil Criminal"? Fuck......


Aw...Level...you are too sweet to be a real bad guy




corsetgirl -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 4:15:55 PM)

Charles Manson?!  I want a retake of this test, I think I should have been Empress Dowager Cixi in the Manchu Qing Dynasty of China.  She started off as a concubine and after Emperor Xianfeng died, took over and ruled China for 47 years.  Anyone who got into her way had to be disposed of and plus, she has nice digs at her Summer Palace!




Twstdkinkerbell -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 4:38:06 PM)

Congratulations, you're Pinochet! You ruled Chile from 1973 to 1990, and are responsible for the abduction, torture, disappearance, and execution of thousands upon thousands of political opponents. When you first took power in 1973, you embarked upon a programme delightfully named the Caravan of Death, which extracted prisoners from the country's jails and executed them. Victims were sodomised, blinded, starved and electrocuted, amongst other things, hundreds and hundreds of times in just the two years between 1988 and 1990. You also were allied with Britain in the Falklands war during the 1980s; Margaret Thatcher, then the Prime Minister of Britain, has said that it owes you a great debt.




sappatoti -> RE: Which Evil Criminal are you? (4/17/2008 5:47:24 PM)

~ FR ~

"... Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper! ..."

Sounds about right.




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