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Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 7:31:35 AM   
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Animals Stutter, Too: A Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.  'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.  A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.  The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.  'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'  'That must've been scary!' said the teacher.  'It sure was,' said the little girl.  'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ... but before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'  

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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 7:35:02 AM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 10:47:41 AM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 2:24:20 PM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 4:00:32 PM   
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Damn it...now I have to clean soda off my screen!!!!

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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 5:05:52 PM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 8:37:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Saratov, i'm learning, i now put my cup down before reading the humour section ... i just knock it over now, so now i've progressed to lesson # 2.  put the cup down well away from my hands ...

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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/10/2008 10:30:59 PM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/11/2008 1:29:01 AM   
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You all are kidding right when you say you drop your drinks on your computer, right? Isnt that like one of the worst things that you can do to your computer is drop drinks on it? Doesnt that wreck your computer if it really happens? Every time I read that I feel yall must be kidding. No?

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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/11/2008 10:51:38 AM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/11/2008 11:59:05 AM   
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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/11/2008 12:09:29 PM   
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Cute joke Gywnyd.

You all are kidding right when you say you drop your drinks on your computer, right?


A fine spray of soda does not hurt the monitor if you wash it off immediately. I keep screen cleaner at hand..my CPU is under my desk and 2 feet away from where I sit and you can get keyboards that are impervious to liquids if you need one... http://store.grandtec.com/virinkey.html  for those who have children, grandchildren, incontenent cats or those males who tend to type one handed often.

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RE: Animals do Stutter - 4/12/2008 4:43:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		 that si a good one , thanks

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