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nipple rings - 4/10/2008 10:03:23 AM   
chyanna


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The top ten reasons nipple rings are a GOOD idea:
    #10. You gain a new and much higher threshold for pain.
    #9. You have more than just your purse to keep from losing your car keys.
    #8. With a little body english and a short copper wire, you can pick up
    pay-per-view if the weather is right.
    #7. You can now jump car batteries without cables.
    #6. With only a spinning table and spot light you can earn extra cash
    renting yourself out to Club parties.
    #5. Those nasty stretch marks are no longer the center of attention for
    your husband or boyfriend.
    #4. You always have a ready replacement if you lose your wedding ring.
    #3. Every elf in the universe is now your loyal friend for life.
    #2. Hanging ten is childs play. Hanging by two?? Now thats impressive!
    #1. Hard vibrators can be "way more" than a girl's best friend.
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