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Essex Girl - 4/11/2008 5:20:51 PM   
Oneness


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Status: offline 		Q: What does an Essex girl use to have safe sex?
A: A bus shelter.

Q: What does an Essex girl do to have protected sex?
A: She shuts the Ford's door.

Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a halogen lightbulb?
A: None, you screw them both in a Ford.
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RE: Essex Girl - 4/11/2008 5:24:03 PM   
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