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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 8:55:12 PM)
hmm...some 56 yr old man just viewed me and said... "you have to be kidding". didnt say anything else...okay... so i viewed his profile....and it reads: I/We are looking for 3 sluts....we have enough toys and space for all of you... we will accept only 2..so if you have a friend who is bi...we'd like that. okay...shouldnt i be the one who says "you have to be kidding"...

sunshinemiss -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 8:58:09 PM)
ohhh hejira you bes too too funny... *nice new photo btw, the one lil problem is i keep trying to look down the edge and get a sneak peak ... bollocks, can't!

hejira92 -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 8:59:29 PM)
Aw, heck. I stole them. Mostly from Steven Wright. [:)]

mnottertail -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 8:59:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl hmm...some 56 yr old man just viewed me and said... "you have to be kidding". didnt say anything else...okay... so i viewed his profile....and it reads: I/We are looking for 3 sluts....we have enough toys and space for all of you... we will accept only 2..so if you have a friend who is bi...we'd like that. okay...shouldnt i be the one who says "you have to be kidding"... Well, I meant to say, are you any good at head? But I got caught between trolls, happens alot, actually. Anyways, the three; two; one thing.... Well it's just raining sluts down here at Ron's slut warehouse, and appointments are filling up fast. Call within the next 30 minutes and we will throw in a free stainless steel dogfood bowl with rubber footies, and a years supply of pisswater. Ron's Slut Warehouse, right on the corner, right on the price!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 10:23:08 PM)
why are the good ones already taken or broken?

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 10:24:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel why are the good ones already taken or broken? im not taken or broken.

BitaTruble -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 10:25:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail 42 and don't forget your towel. Complex; innit? The only reason I understand anything you write is because I have a fish in my ear. Celeste

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 10:42:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail 42 and don't forget your towel. Complex; innit? The only reason I understand anything you write is because I have a fish in my ear. Celeste snort

CalifChick -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:10:03 PM)
Hey! I'm not taken or broken either! Cali

MissMorrigan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:29:09 PM)
Why are there only four food groups? Fast Frozen Instant Microwavable Is Woody Allen his own father-in-law? If religion and its application is about instilling moral discipline into people, for the good of the people, why does the Pope look like a KKK member? Can you, without being accused of discrimination, tell someone that is cross-eyed to look you in the eye when speaking to you?

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:38:24 PM)
smooches the lovely Miss M

MissMorrigan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:42:51 PM)
Not only would I smooch thee, I would attach my lips to your tender bits like a dehydrated teen with raspberry slurpee!

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:45:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Not only would I smooch thee, I would attach my lips to your tender bits like a dehydrated teen with raspberry slurpee! ok, I have seriously just puddled.......................

MissMorrigan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:48:22 PM)
If that got you going, just wait until you hear me singing! Mind you, the guy that lives downstairs is a singing coach and he tells me all the time that he'd love to get his hands on my vocal chords... Should I take that as a compliment, or was it a polite way for him to inform me he'd like to throttle me? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ok, I have seriously just puddled.......................

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/11/2008 11:57:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan If that got you going, just wait until you hear me singing! Mind you, the guy that lives downstairs is a singing coach and he tells me all the time that he'd love to get his hands on my vocal chords... Should I take that as a compliment, or was it a polite way for him to inform me he'd like to throttle me? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop ok, I have seriously just puddled....................... Hmm..I'd take it as an invite for some yummy breath play ;)

MissMorrigan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:01:13 AM)
He'd be taking his life into his hands, quite literally. The only person that gets to enjoy the high from oxygen deprivation is my boy lol Another derailment - why is it that when people flatulate, those farts often sound like cartoon characters either laughing or coughing?

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:04:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan He'd be taking his life into his hands, quite literally. The only person that gets to enjoy the high from oxygen deprivation is my boy lol Another derailment - why is it that when people flatulate, those farts often sound like cartoon characters either laughing or coughing? DAMMIT!!! WARNING LABELS!!! (did ya check the Derail thread??)

MissMorrigan -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:09:40 AM)
Muahahaha I checked it, and have told you to go to bed, at my insistance LOL

GreedyTop -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:11:02 AM)
yep.. and I responded! smooch

KMsAngel -> RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here (4/12/2008 12:39:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Why are there only four food groups? Fast Frozen Instant Microwavable Is Woody Allen his own father-in-law? If religion and its application is about instilling moral discipline into people, for the good of the people, why does the Pope look like a KKK member? Can you, without being accused of discrimination, tell someone that is cross-eyed to look you in the eye when speaking to you? lordy that strikes a chord. i interviewed someone recently that had a lazy eye. i kept wondering what the clients would think when he rocked up to drive them somewhere. but he HAS a drivers license, and a light truck one at that.

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