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Nexo -> Painting Porches (4/13/2008 7:09:02 AM)

A beautiful young blond wanted to earn some extra money for the summer so she decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the young blond quickly responded, "How about
$50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch  goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes  we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, the young woman replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten  dollar tip.

"And by the way, "the blond added, "it's not a Porch; it's a Lexus."




GreedyTop -> RE: Painting Porches (4/13/2008 7:13:06 AM)

*snicker*




lalbobbilynn -> RE: Painting Porches (4/13/2008 7:25:32 AM)

Cute!




parttimehotty -> RE: Painting Porches (4/14/2008 6:33:10 AM)

Ar ar ar ar!!![8D]




angelbluewingsz -> RE: Painting Porches (4/14/2008 11:07:43 AM)

oooh ouch- sad thing is, the only time I have ever been arrested was for paintng a car..... never mind it wasn't my car, or auto paint.... but the bastard deserved it and I felt much better even after I was sprung...




Saratov -> RE: Painting Porches (4/14/2008 12:13:44 PM)

That joke is so old it may be due for another coat soon. [:'(]




Phin -> RE: Painting Porches (4/14/2008 4:05:00 PM)

[sm=line.gif]




darchChylde -> RE: Painting Porches (4/14/2008 6:18:39 PM)

Who's the dummy here; the blonde or the guy who paid her for a job without even thinking to check on the work?




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