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lalbobbilynn -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:12:04 PM)
LMFAO @ all of You!!! i always talked to my Shepard, Excalibur, he was the poo! i loved letting our rabbit, Roger, chase this massive black Shepard about the yard! Our neighbors found a kitten a few days old, and well ..... since i had worked at the local shelter, was no way i was going to call animal control to come get that dollar sized fur ball. Outside of working at the aforementioned, i had never allowed a cat to err, own me! It only took me about a year to learn the distinct differences btwn cats and dogs!! Ummmmmm bobbi, You can't wash him; Ummmm bobbi, You can't get in his face like that; Ummmmm bobbi, You can't play with him like that!! Needless to say i have many learning scars, and Shadow the cat thinks he is a dog! b.~

Aylee -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:14:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy anyone talk to their pets? what do you say? The small lab usually hears: "Get the FCK out of the kitchen! What the hell are you thinking!" The large labs hears: "Don't lay in the middle of the doorway! Move it!" or "Get the FCK out the bathroom!" The cats hear: "Would you shut up?!" Sure, I say other things to them, but those are the most common phrases. Oh, and telling the labs to stop barking at EVERY LITTLE SOUND outside. It is a LEAF! It is not going to invade and steal your food! Shesh!

stormgirl -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:16:38 PM)
is too. those leafs are TROUBLE!

zigzagzarf -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:17:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I talk to the cat, the turtle, the fish, and the recently acquired hamster. I used to talk to the dog. I talk to pretty much anything or anyone. There are no strangers with me. (More like me being strange.) yeah, but you're a red-headed amazon, and CUTE!! :) You can get away with it!! (I talk to the computers, too.... the guests at work look at me wierd...) I yell at my register at work and hit it with the dividers that customers are supposed to put between orders.

Daddysredhead -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:22:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl why are you perving me!?!?! there's nothing new in my profile!!!! PERVERT Because GT says I'm a redheaded amazon and I can get away with it! [;)] giggles (blows kisses to GT for using her words outta context) And everyone knows a faery loves being perved! [:D]

atursvcMaam -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:34:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy I talk to my parrot anywhere in the house. He enjoys that. Tho I do it so much I fear I will do this in the grocery store- the office etc. LOL. im in trouble if i ever live in a nursing home. anyone talk to their pets? what do you say? Nobody thought it was funny when i taught my parrot to say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."

Lynnxz -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:46:26 PM)
>.< I used to have the most awesome cat in the world. I could literally sic him on people, and he'd run after them and eat their toes. <3 Best kitty ever. When I'd come home, the cat and my parents dog would run up to me, and I'd sing the "Cat and a Dog" song, but I won't write it here, because my sanity would be questioned.

stormgirl -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:52:37 PM)
heh - bite the toeses off the kittehs, parrot. lynnxz, if you post the cat and a dog song i will post the warren p dogdog song . . . (nooooo!)

GreedyTop -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 6:53:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz >.< I used to have the most awesome cat in the world. I could literally sic him on people, and he'd run after them and eat their toes. <3 Best kitty ever. When I'd come home, the cat and my parents dog would run up to me, and I'd sing the "Cat and a Dog" song, but I won't write it here, because my sanity would be questioned. send it to me!!!

Lynnxz -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 7:07:27 PM)
Hrmmmm.... Well, in order to do the Cat and a Dog song RIGHT, you must wave your arms around wildly, and chase the cat under the table. Follow this up by raiding your fridge for anything Cat&Dog will eat, which usually ends up being sammich meats, to the annoyance of all the human sammich makers in the house. If your cat&dog are full of awesome like mine are, you can stack them, meaning give the dog food, put the cat on the dog, and put food on the dog. "CAT! Cat anna dog, cat anna dog... Whooooosss my cat and a dogface!? Theres my CatDog.. yes him was!! ..... get out of the fridge cat... Cat and a dog, Cat and a dog.... O hey Drew... didn't know anyone else was home... No.. no I'm fine "

GreedyTop -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 7:20:38 PM)
omg, I love it!!

Lynnxz -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 7:22:49 PM)
It's either a lot longer, or I repeat myself... I dunno it's hard to sing without Cat&Dog here to inspire the stupidity.

BreakingGlass -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 7:26:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy yes you are! you are a pretty birdy! [img]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw6.jpg[/img] Aw, you noticed. And I would talk to the beasts in the house...'cept the gag kind of gets in the way.

stormgirl -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 8:30:48 PM)
my song is a lullaby so it only requires ear scratching! "warren good dog dog, warren good dog dog, warren good dog dog dog dog doooooog, warren good dog dog, warren good dog dog, warren warren, good dog warren good dooooooog"

GreedyTop -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 8:33:45 PM)
With Gracious, it's prettty girlie, pretty fat girlie, kissa kissa kitty cat cat... With Amos it's Freaka freaka mousie mouse mouse.... (did I REALLY just admit that on a message board?? I must be drunk..LOL)

DDraigeuraid -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 11:15:25 PM)
No, I am not a pretty birdy. I am a Dragon. We both have powers of flight, but the resemblance ends there.

Luciferica -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/13/2008 11:52:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy yes you are! you are a pretty birdy! Dammit pahunk, you're creeping me out. [8D] I second this motion

xxblushesxx -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/14/2008 6:41:16 AM)
Sometimes I sing the 'big truck' song to Max one of our cairn 'terrors' (he hates trucks) It goes something like... I hate big trucks and I cannot lie and those other dogs can't deny When a truck drives by filled with waste and those big sounds in your face I get pumped, I get pup pumped... And for the Gabby dog (another cairn terror) she get's I'm a gabby girl, living in a gabby world...

camille65 -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/14/2008 8:22:59 AM)
Heh I have songs for the critters too, when I drive by my neighbors horses it's 'Hello horsies how are youuuuuuuu, if not good I will make ya into glueeeeeeeeeee'. My 20 year old kitty Barney it's 'Senile senile, stay awhile ole senile senile. Smile little senile Barney Barney the barnacle. If I throw the senile senile gonna stay awhile Barney, I can throw senile kitty a mile'. (Then I scoop her up and toss her onto the center of the bed) Usually the dog is backing away from me at this time so I have to get a bit louder for her 'Mickey is icky oh Mickey is icky cuz she is a dog that goes icky licky licky is icky GET OFF THE BED'. [:)] It's nice to know I'm not the only nut here!And for the record, no birds. No no birds. I am terrified of those beady-eyed talon-hooked feathery-liced pea-brained things.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: are you a pretty birdy ? (4/14/2008 8:55:47 AM)
My birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdie loooooooooooooves me!! He does the grey parrot happy dance when he sees me, and gives me kisses, and generally is the Bird of teh Awesome. Who is also the KING OF DESTRUCTION who constantly escapes from his very large play area (the cage is never closed up) to look for me in other parts of the house, leaving a trail of POOP AND DESTRUCTION in his path. But he is my life companion, and hey! compare him to most guys, and the bird STILL comes out ahead.

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