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sirsholly -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 10:49:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie I've been plagued by horrible insomnia for my entire life. While normal people are fast asleep in their comfy beds, I'm usually surfing the 'net or watching a movie because I just cannot sleep. So one night when I was fifteen, around... oh, I think 3 a.m., I decided since I was up, I'd go out to the kitchen and grab myself a soda and some leftover pizza from dinner so I'd have something to eat during my movie. I make it to the fridge, open it up... And promptly hear a series of loud slapping sounds coming from my mother's bedroom, followed by "You like that? Beg me for it, bitch." Needless to say, the pizza and soda mission was aborted. Of course I knew plenty about BDSM by that age, but holy shit, hearing your own mother in the middle of scening is just... disturbing on many levels. i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid.

MistressOfGa -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 11:00:29 AM)
Years ago, my upstairs neighbor was a rather large woman, and her husband a very thin man. One night I was up meditating when I heard him yell pretty loudly "Bark like a seal for me baby!" lol I couldn't believe my ears, until I heard the unmistakable sounds of what could have been a really big seal upstairs. I started laughing so loud, they heard me! The next day she comes over and she has these rubber gloves in her hands. I asked what she wanted, she said she wanted to explain: "Dan has this fantasy of fucking a seal. He will not touch me unless I am squawking like a seal and he is wearing these." She holds out the rubber gloves. "I knew you would understand, as I have heard your boyfriend screaming for his life up here, and calling you 'Mistress' so I would like to know if you can help Dan get over his problem, so I can actually be touched by human hands instead of these rubber gloves?" [sm=rofl.gif] I about spit out my coffee I laughed so hard. I said how do you bark like that??? lol she showed me by holding her arms outstretched and slapping the backs of her hands together while barking like a seal. OMG! <shakes head> No matter what you may believe about your neighbors, I bet at least one of them has a kink! lol MoGa [sm=oddballs.gif]

angelikaJ -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 11:16:12 AM)
16 yrs ago I was in a relationship that my mother did not approve of...she confronted me about it and when I tried to deny it she told me me...that she had dreamt about us engaged in BDSM activity (indeed, I had just received my first erotic spanking from him) and then she proceded to tell me how she never thought I could ever do something like THAT! (It was over 15 yrs before I attempted same.)... very strange twilight zone moment....

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 11:23:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid. Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet.

sirsholly -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 11:25:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid. Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. i LIKE you!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 11:27:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. ya know...i never had the chance to do this. According to my mother she never had sex. I never got around to asking her how she explained me.......

Vigilantejustice -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 8:53:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shawn1066 quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie And promptly hear a series of loud slapping sounds coming from my mother's bedroom, followed by "You like that? Beg me for it, bitch." Needless to say, the pizza and soda mission was aborted. Of course I knew plenty about BDSM by that age, but holy shit, hearing your own mother in the middle of scening is just... disturbing on many levels. I would die. I would die. I would totally die. DV's Fox When I was a toddler I walked in on my parents having sex. My immediate reaction? "Stop that bouncing!" Shortly thereafter we found out my little brother was on the way. There have been days when I wished they had listened, lol! -Corinne

madshysoul -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 10:46:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. ya know...i never had the chance to do this. According to my mother she never had sex. I never got around to asking her how she explained me....... This is why I love being an adopted only child. I can in -fact- cherish the illusion that my parents never have sex.

madshysoul -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/15/2008 10:58:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid. Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. cackles I think I'm in e-love with you!

adoracat -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 12:37:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid. Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. oh hell, if miss satan had pulled that stunt when she lived at home, i'd have asked her for copies of the pics at breakfast! she knows that too [sm=iwin.gif] kitten

UBERMUNSCHIST -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 1:35:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLookingGirl About ten minutes ago I'm coming up from moving my clothes from the washer to the dryer, rounding the corner and I hear it. The unmistakable sounds of sex. Giggling like a 10 year old it was only a few apartments down from my sister (we live in the same building, all apartments are indoors and somewhat hotel like). I get her to come out and what do we hear? "oh baby don't stop! You can't stop withouth comming!" ~whine~ muffled laughing on our part "Please don't stop...inturrpted by another female voice "it will be ok.." No shit, this guy has two girls (at least) in there and they are having to comfort him during sex? "I know your upset but you can't stop!" At this point my sisters damn cat (the one with all its legs) comes bolting out and down the hall. As we scream whisper (you've done this before yes?) SUSHI!! Come back here! The moaning and groaning starts again. There are certain things you hear that make you wonder...just what in the hell is going on in there! This was one of those times. We're falling over each other running after the cat who is (of course) heading straight for the apartment the noises are coming from, like a couple of retards. So my question is...whats the strangest thing you've ever heard during sex...that you wernt having? I met a (what I presumed to be) a lesbian couple, that lived directly upstairs to my apartment. I got home from work one late afternoon, and I heard a lot of glass breaking and the following: "YOU STUPID BITCH!!!! I SAID HARDER!!!! SMACK SHATTER SCREAM GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!" And alot of cruching glass sounds and more smacks and yelps. This went on for about an hour. I just laughed, took a shower, and when I later went outside to throw the trash, I saw them smoking and talking about work. [&:] I flashed them a peace sign and went to sleep.

UBERMUNSCHIST -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 1:45:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLookingGirl No shit, this guy has two girls (at least) in there and they are having to comfort him during sex? Hahaha! What a muppet! [sm=whoa.gif]

BloodLuna -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 9:38:10 AM)
Personal Experience: When I was 19 I came home for summer break from college. I walked into my bedroom and found my mom standing in front of my dresser, my panty drawer open. I remember thinking "oh god!" She was holding my Peter North "cumming" vibrating dildo by the wire. She turned around, looked at me, and said "What is this?" My response . . "Safe sex?" She had to sit down on the floor because she started laughing so hard she couldn't stand. At last she managed to gasp out "Thank god, I thought you had stolen mine." I have NEVER stayed the night at my parents house since. And I'm now almost 32! The Neighbors: We had just moved into the apt we're in now back in oh . . . around October 17th. On Halloween Night we're tucking up in bed and I hear the male half of the neighbor couple whine "Why don't I ever get to wear the dominatrix costume?" and Her reply "Because your pussy's bigger than mine, now go get me the lube." His reply. "I heard our neighbors talking yesterday - crisco works better than lube." (this comment in reference to a conversation I had on the phone with a fellow Domme about crisco for fisting that I'm assuming he overheard through the tissue paper thin walls.) Her response, was to make him knock on my door - in the nude with his chastity device on - and apologize for eavesdropping. LOL 3 months later they moved and the couple that moved into their apartment found a case - a case . . . . of 12 CANS OF CRISCO they had forgotten under the kitchen sink!!!! Not sure if that qualifies as strange . . . except for the fact that we live in a tiny farming community of less than 900 people. You never know what your neighbors are into! They could be just as kinky as you. Lady Luna

dcnovice -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 9:43:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i would have put on my "concerned daughter hat", banged on the door and asked if everything was alright. i was a rotten kid. Nowadays with her current boyfriend if I hear the two of them going at it, I've developed a system. First time in a session I knock and ask them to keep it down. Second time in a session, I kick open the door and start snapping pictures while cackling maniacally. Amazing how she hasn't learned to lock the door yet. Maybe she's counting on you to make her a nice album one of these days.

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 9:49:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Maybe she's counting on you to make her a nice album one of these days. You know, I think I just figured out what I'm going to give her for Mother's Day. Thanks, DC! [:D]

dcnovice -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 9:52:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Maybe she's counting on you to make her a nice album one of these days. You know, I think I just figured out what I'm going to give her for Mother's Day. Thanks, DC! [:D] Glad I could help! It's the closest I'll ever get to being a service submissive.

Luciferica -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/16/2008 10:10:14 AM)
My ex and I lived in an apartment, I came home from work and the upstairs neighbor was coming home with two guys, I waved to her and went inside. Later that night we are talking and hear the usual bump and moan, so we ignore it...all the sudden the girl screams "OW,MY ASS!" we looked at each other and started laughing histerically, then my ex, who was known to walk out of the house in my dresses wearing a collar yells "use more lube next time!" I passed the girl the next morning and she turned bright red and gave me a "Say nothing or die" look.

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