A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old

A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

Phin -> A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 3:57:27 PM)
You know I really shouldnt insult the kids like that... I think maybe I should start taking a couple floggers into walmart. I wonder how long it would take the rednecks to get out of my way...

kc692 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 5:14:16 PM)
Based on my experience here where I live, they might really like it, be careful[;)]

DesFIP -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 5:20:42 PM)
What gives with an express line meaning 20 items or less? That's not express. That's a long line.

kc692 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 5:35:55 PM)
Specially when the idiot in front of you cant count, and the employees cant say anything(whether they would or not).

masterofdrkness2 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 5:56:16 PM)
I took a part time job at wal-mart.. I use the self check out .. that never really works.. then you spend more time waiting for someone to come fix it...just use the express lanes.. they are faster

Gemini1766 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 5:57:34 PM)
The local walmart doesn't have one. I like them, they work fine most of the time for me.

adrian28 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:21:29 PM)
I only go to Wal-mart at 4 in the morning. I don't have to deal with idiots but, sometimes worse things are out that late.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m24.gif[/image]

masterofdrkness2 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:23:11 PM)
a trip to wal-mart a 4 am is like a trip to the state fair lol

adrian28 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:24:39 PM)
Lmao, sometimes yes!

Lynnxz -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:32:05 PM)
Hehehehe... I love Walmart... especially at 4am. We had an entire crew from the Haunted House I work with take a trip to Walmart at 3ish in the morning one day... THAT was interesting. :D

masterofdrkness2 -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:35:37 PM)
lynn they probally blended right in and no one noticed.. lol

lilsubl -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 6:54:49 PM)
where else is a girl gonna shop when she's wearing a semi??

OnlyMels -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 7:13:09 PM)
It fun knowing people who work at walmart. Daddy works there and I know who all the security people are and what some of the codes mean. I also get to hear about the 80 year old greeter tackling people. I wish i could see that happen. Oh yeah and I work at a grocery store right next to Daddys work and we have a union but walmart shows video about how unions are bad. and they have flashing light in the back ground all the new employees get to see this and get brain washed. Damn walmart.

Lynnxz -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:09:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: masterofdrkness2 lynn they probally blended right in and no one noticed.. lol We got kicked out for chasing eachother around on the kiddie toys :( Until then, no one really cared. >.<

chastityvale -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:17:46 PM)
welll.. i guess im lucky.. i dont got a wallmart near me. lol..... in fact would have to drive and swim a hell of a long way before i found one... prolly get eaten by a shark or something... lol

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:20:08 PM)
I was in walmart saturday doing a total restock grocery trip. After 10 minutes, i was wishing i had a sniper rifle to pick off the dumbasses that were blocking the really narrow aisles so they can talk to their idiotic lil friends. I then remembered why i rarely leave the house unless its work or to a friends house...

Lynnxz -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:28:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx I was in walmart saturday doing a total restock grocery trip. After 10 minutes, i was wishing i had a sniper rifle to pick off the dumbasses that were blocking the really narrow aisles so they can talk to their idiotic lil friends. I then remembered why i rarely leave the house unless its work or to a friends house... Just do what the soccer moms do, and bash them out of the way with your cart. [:D] Seriously though, don't get in the way of a tired mom, and a jar of jelly... you'll get run the F over.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:34:13 PM)
Fox and I have gone to walmart grocery shopping. The first time we went in, the first words out of his mouth were "Holy crap, this is scary!" DV

MstrssScarlet -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:36:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx I was in walmart saturday doing a total restock grocery trip. After 10 minutes, i was wishing i had a sniper rifle to pick off the dumbasses that were blocking the really narrow aisles so they can talk to their idiotic lil friends. I then remembered why i rarely leave the house unless its work or to a friends house... Just do what the soccer moms do, and bash them out of the way with your cart. Seriously though, don't get in the way of a tired mom, and a jar of jelly... you'll get run the F over. Too funny!! [:D] Mistress Scarlet

subtee -> RE: A trip to walmart is like playing chess with a 3year old (4/14/2008 8:36:43 PM)
Walmart=hard limit! Perhaps the occasion on which I felt more like a loser than ever before or since was standing outside a Walmart, in the rain, waiting for it to open. The horrific things we will do for our kid's last minute science project... I am damaged and shamed.

Page: [1] 2 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.03125