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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

MLadyHathor, that was hilarious, and I agree!!

LaTigress,  my sister is much the same.  She can't go into one of those stores or she gets a migraine.

I tend to prefer subtle, mild scents, and nothing powdery.  I agree all our products are scented.  Scented shampoo and conditioner, scented hair styling products, scented bath soap, scented after bath lotion, scented deodorant, scented fabric softener on clothing, and then let's top it off with a good shot of perfume.  It's enough to kill the sinuses. 

I almost asked the woman to move.  But I was halfway through my lunch, comfortable where I was, and apparently chose to grumble about it instead!  [8D] 

Thanks for all the replies!  As for me, I very rarely wear perfumes.  I use a milkbath soap from Whole Foods and Aveda hair products.  I have a mildly scented lotion that I use and that's it.  Sometimes I'll dab Mr. Wonderful's cologne under my chin so I can smell him during the day.

As for scented semen?  I prefer semen to smell and taste like semen, not like a Bath & Body Works product.  [;)]

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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

MLadyHathor, that was hilarious, and I agree!!

LaTigress,  my sister is much the same.  She can't go into one of those stores or she gets a migraine.

I tend to prefer subtle, mild scents, and nothing powdery.  I agree all our products are scented.  Scented shampoo and conditioner, scented hair styling products, scented bath soap, scented after bath lotion, scented deodorant, scented fabric softener on clothing, and then let's top it off with a good shot of perfume.  It's enough to kill the sinuses. 

I almost asked the woman to move.  But I was halfway through my lunch, comfortable where I was, and apparently chose to grumble about it instead!  [8D] 

Thanks for all the replies!  As for me, I very rarely wear perfumes.  I use a milkbath soap from Whole Foods and Aveda hair products.  I have a mildly scented lotion that I use and that's it.  Sometimes I'll dab Mr. Wonderful's cologne under my chin so I can smell him during the day.

As for scented semen?  I prefer semen to smell and taste like semen, not like a Bath & Body Works product.  [;)]

No, no, no, you got it backwards. Using semen as a scent, not scenting semen. Silly.

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
No, no, no, you got it backwards. Using semen as a scent, not scenting semen. Silly.

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What people don't seem to understand is that perfume interacts with body chemistry. So a perfume should be chosen based on that rather than liking the smell of it.
 

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A friend of mine does that, actually.  Well, she has a vile of his semen in her purse.  She takes it out and sniffs it from time to time.  He has a vile of her own wetness (which he took with a straw!) and keeps it in his pocket. 

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A friend of mine does that, actually.  Well, she has a vile of his semen in her purse.  She takes it out and sniffs it from time to time.  He has a vile of her own wetness (which he took with a straw!) and keeps it in his pocket. 

Ewwww. I hope he has refrigerated pockets or she a refrigerated purse, or better yet, get themselves some clean vials and fresh contents every other day or so... the bacteria present in that stuff would have a field day in a nice warm body-warmed environment very quickly...... I mean it's a nice sentiment and all, but there are practical considerations....[8|]

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So I was sitting in a cute little cafe eating my salad with my mango iced tea when a woman sits down at the table next to me.  From where I sat, I could taste her perfume.  I wondered why some women don't know the difference between a subtle, pleasant scent and behaving like a walking room deodorizor?  It's one thing to smell nice, but good grief, there is such a thing as overkill.

I guess this is my first official rant on CM, but sheesh, a little dab'll do ya!   [&:]