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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
people show up. One is a good looking, older retired
airline pilot in his sixties and the other is
a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer
so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's
your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to
try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and
steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl
and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there,
she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several
minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired pilot and asks, "Can you top
that?"
The tough old pilot replies, "No problem, just get that
stupid lion out of the way.
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