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Plastic Surgeon - 4/16/2008 3:52:35 PM

AquarianMale53

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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RE: Plastic Surgeon - 4/16/2008 6:04:44 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Plastic Surgeon - 4/18/2008 12:04:10 PM

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hhmmmm, hows that rhyme go again... I want bigger boobies...

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RE: Plastic Surgeon - 4/18/2008 2:23:28 PM

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Punky Bruester Quote

"I must I must I must increase my bust"

Awesome Episode.

The most Ironic Part is she ended up having a MASSIVE Breast REDUCTION because she got "F" sized Breasts before she was 18.

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RE: Plastic Surgeon - 4/18/2008 2:36:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

The most Ironic Part is she ended up having a MASSIVE Breast REDUCTION because she got "F" sized Breasts before she was 18.

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No! Breast reduction is a crime against humanity!

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RE: Plastic Surgeon - 4/18/2008 3:02:56 PM

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No! Breast reduction is a crime against humanity!

You are wrong there. My oldest daughter had it done when she was 18. Her back was already starting to hurt.

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