Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: why is it so hard to find....


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: why is it so hard to find.... Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 7:26:50 AM   
subtee


Posts: 5133
Joined: 7/26/2007
Status: offline
Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts...

Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff.

_____________________________

Don't believe everything you think...

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 41
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 7:27:29 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline
*SNICKERSNORT*  

That is SOOO true!!

(I tried to put a SMALL bag of them out at the curb... the trash guys left them, but the bag was even more shredded than it had been when I finally got free of the evil bastards.. I bet they attacked the trash guys too!)

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 42
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 7:29:19 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts...

Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff.


so true...

they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works.


_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to subtee)
Profile   Post #: 43
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 8:59:46 AM   
LikaLady


Posts: 185
Joined: 3/21/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

My hangers don't breed. They keep dying off.
What should I be feeding them?
(needs to make a run to linens & things for more)


ahh...i see your problem. Linens & things is a bit more expensive than ...oh...say the dollar store. The more costly the hanger the faster it will die.

Buy the cheap crap. Those suckers will be around forever



and the wire ones breed faster than the plastic ones.



ever try to throw those wire hangers away?  When and if you manage to get them into a Hefty bag they will immediatly put a hole in it. Then when you try to carry the bag out to the trash those wirey lil bastards will wrap themselves around your leg. Once they have your limb in their evil clutches they transform into barbed wire.
Bruised, bloodied and mad enough to spit, you end up duking it out curbside.




You know those people in the news that just snap and do something crazy? The ones that friends and family are interview saying, "We never saw it coming! (S)he was always so reasonable and calm!" ...those people were attacked by the wire hangers while trying to rescue the socks from the hole in the universe that sucks them up!

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 44
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 9:03:15 AM   
parttimehotty


Posts: 4002
Joined: 11/19/2007
From: Virginville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts...

Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff.


so true...

they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works.



Do you mean like you with your phone???

_____________________________

Resident Virgin
Official Mommy of Jolly & Jilly

Nobody is 'dead' until nobody remembers them
http://www.chkittyclub.com/pages/home.html
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&ThirdPartyClicks=ThankYouCar

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 45
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 9:04:19 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LikaLady

You know those people in the news that just snap and do something crazy? The ones that friends and family are interview saying, "We never saw it coming! (S)he was always so reasonable and calm!" ...those people were attacked by the wire hangers while trying to rescue the socks from the hole in the universe that sucks them up!



*snort*

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to LikaLady)
Profile   Post #: 46
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 9:47:05 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Bundle and then duct tape around the sharp parts...

Speaking of garbage, did you know that teenagers cannot see garbage cans? They're like bats, they fly right on by, and not even peripherally can they sense them. You can even tell them, "it's right THERE, you walked right past it, and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. True stuff.


so true...

they also have no concept of how to handle a full kitchen trash can. None. You explain it to them time after time but they still cannot understand how it works.



Do you mean like you with your phone???


wise-ass 


< Message edited by sirsholly -- 4/18/2008 9:50:06 AM >


_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to parttimehotty)
Profile   Post #: 47
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 9:49:41 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


Posts: 5824
Status: offline
quote:

wise-ass


better than a wide-ass!


_____________________________

I did not reply to your cmail.
I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 48
RE: why is it so hard to find.... - 4/18/2008 9:50:40 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

wise-ass


better than a wide-ass!



can't argue that Faery!!!!


_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to faerytattoodgirl)
Profile   Post #: 49
Page:   <<   < prev  1 2 [3]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: why is it so hard to find.... Page: <<   < prev  1 2 [3]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.063