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GreedyTop -> Smart (4/16/2008 11:28:39 PM)
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A Smart man???
A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.
"I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women" said the woman.
"Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind" said the bloke. After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had enough.
"OK" said the woman "I'll sleep with you if you can do anything for me that my vibrator can't!"
"OK, barman get this lady a drink" he said. "let's see your vibrator do that?"
A Couple of Smart Mouths...
After a husband and wife had a huge argument, they ended
up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the
third day, he asked where one of his shirts was.
"Oh" she said. "now you're speaking to me."
He looked confused. "What are you talking about?"
"Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for three
days?" she asked.
"No" he said, "I just thought we were getting along."
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After school one day, a young first-grade boy was sitting
at the kitchen table, eating his afternoon snack, when
he blurted out, "Mom, the teacher was asking me today if
I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to
school."
The boy's mother replied, "That's nice of her to take
such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told
her you are an only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
A Smart Texan?
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student.
"Sadness," he replied.
"The opposite of depression?" he asked another student.
"Elation," he replied.
"The opposite of woe?" the prof asked a young woman from Texas.
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddyup."
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