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lusciouslips19 -> RE: Getting Old (5/6/2008 5:20:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: candisa

Nobody quite says it like Dr. Suess

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No Sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell ?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.



I may be old,
But I'm still bold.
May have lost my hearing
But I'm still daring.
I will still do it on a Trapeeze
But can you help me get up there please?




Tormentise -> RE: Getting Old (5/7/2008 4:15:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: candisa

Nobody quite says it like Dr. Suess

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No Sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell ?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.



Although the book may be called "Dr. Seuss' Book for Adults," Theodore Seuss Geisel (Dr. Suess) did not write that. The author is unknown. Also, it's "Seuss," not "Suess." 




parttimehotty -> RE: Getting Old (5/8/2008 8:22:56 AM)

[sm=dunno.gif]Who knew the SEUSS police were on patrol??




Tormentise -> RE: Getting Old (5/8/2008 11:36:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=dunno.gif]Who knew the SEUSS police were on patrol??


So what does that make you, Internl Affairs? The unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work, otherwise known as plagiarsim, is rampant as the otherwise less creative impart their insights as self perceived wisdom, and is actually illegal. If someone referred to you as parttimesnotty would you not feel the urge to correct them? What does this have to do with getting old?
There are two ways to age,spiritually and physically. Before my grandfather died, he was allowed to come home for a few days. Happy to be home, but unable to move as his body had lost most of it's functions to old age, as he laid in bed one afternoon, he asked me to open the window. As I opened it, I jokingly remarked, "It must be nice to lay in bed all day." His entire body flinched and I could see by the look in his eyes that he wanted to jump up and tackle me. I apologized, informing him that I wasn't serious and proceeded to eliminate that little housefly that had been irritating him.
Physically, in time we are forced.to submit to old age. Spiritually we are not. Unless somebody ever personally expresses a desire to do so, I don't want anybody wiping my butt when I get old. If I can't make it there of my own free will, just take me to that little hunting camp deep in the woods and come back in a couple of weeks. Maybe I am the Seuss patrol, how does that affect you?
As I get old
And my muscles stop working
But the bold brazen battle in me
Keeps perking
And I lay there dying
What else can I do
Except keep trying
To say
Thank You




parttimehotty -> RE: Getting Old (5/8/2008 1:09:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tormentise

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=dunno.gif]Who knew the SEUSS police were on patrol??


So what does that make you, Internl Affairs? The unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work, otherwise known as plagiarsim, is rampant as the otherwise less creative impart their insights as self perceived wisdom, and is actually illegal. If someone referred to you as parttimesnotty would you not feel the urge to correct them? What does this have to do with getting old?
There are two ways to age,spiritually and physically. Before my grandfather died, he was allowed to come home for a few days. Happy to be home, but unable to move as his body had lost most of it's functions to old age, as he laid in bed one afternoon, he asked me to open the window. As I opened it, I jokingly remarked, "It must be nice to lay in bed all day." His entire body flinched and I could see by the look in his eyes that he wanted to jump up and tackle me. I apologized, informing him that I wasn't serious and proceeded to eliminate that little housefly that had been irritating him.
Physically, in time we are forced.to submit to old age. Spiritually we are not. Unless somebody ever personally expresses a desire to do so, I don't want anybody wiping my butt when I get old. If I can't make it there of my own free will, just take me to that little hunting camp deep in the woods and come back in a couple of weeks. Maybe I am the Seuss patrol, how does that affect you?
As I get old
And my muscles stop working
But the bold brazen battle in me
Keeps perking
And I lay there dying
What else can I do
Except keep trying
To say
Thank You



That's INTERNAL AFFAIRS to you................Officer Seuss!
If you're going to publicly correct someone else's spelling AT LEAST have the common decency to proof your own words of "wisdom" before posting.........................sheesh! [sm=banghead.gif]




Tormentise -> RE: Getting Old (5/8/2008 2:12:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


That's INTERNAL AFFAIRS to you................Officer Seuss!
If you're going to publicly correct someone else's spelling AT LEAST have the common decency to proof your own words of "wisdom" before posting.........................sheesh! [sm=banghead.gif]


Well, fortunately for you, you have not ever been molested, ooops, arrested and detained here at the official Seuss Police Depervertment and seen the big flashing sign on the door, ""INTERNL AFFAIRS!!  Our funding would only allow us to purchase two A's.




manwholuvs -> RE: Getting Old (5/10/2008 7:36:54 AM)

LOL candisa I have never seen that one before but how true it is and how funny as well




Phoenix2raven -> RE: Getting Old (5/11/2008 7:21:42 AM)

As I get older and my body says NOOOOOOOO! I hope to become one of those totally outrageous old people that simply shocks people. It will be fun when I hit the nursing home and I can shock the lna's lol.




darkesttdesire -> RE: Getting Old (5/11/2008 7:39:46 AM)

age is but a mindset, still doing everything I did 80  yrs ago l[:)]ve the shock factor [8D]




darkesttdesire -> RE: Getting Old (5/11/2008 8:17:53 AM)

woke up one birthday to find this on my PC screen,  ,was from my daughter
"43 candles on your birthday cake,
Its not that many, for goodness sake,
you can't have a fall, god forbid a trip,
at your bloody age you  might break  ya hip,
27th of August that one dreaded day,
your teeth maybe false, your hair maybe grey,
but dont you worry , your still magic mum
your 43 ,but to me you will always be 21".




Huntertn -> RE: Getting Old (5/11/2008 7:18:34 PM)

I'm 50 Now. be 51 in september.  I rode the dam plane down rather than jump and walked away.  Last year I was towed by a mad-man and the kids and I jumped,me being the last at about 45 knots.  Dam, hitting that water was like hitting bricks!! Now my knees hurt, and my fingers are stiff..and yea the one eyed wonder worm is slow to react...but there is still fire in the Hole and I can fuck for more than a hour or two even ,lol!! AND THERE IS NO GRAY DOWN THERE YET!!!!!! might be gray on the top of my head,BUT NOT DOWN THERE...snickers
 
                   Huntertn
ps..yea, I still hunt..a bit slower maybe, but the say I stop hunting will be the day I am ready to go!!!




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