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LotusSong -> RE: off the wall emails (4/19/2008 8:41:42 PM)
Some guy sent me a one-liner: "Torture my cock".. I responded with "the fact your cock is attached to YOU is torture enough" LOL!

PanthersMom -> RE: off the wall emails (4/19/2008 8:46:17 PM)
yes, seems to be the scent of spring and the full moon bringing them out in droves! this year seems to be one of the worst i've seen. PM

MzMia -> RE: off the wall emails (4/19/2008 8:53:49 PM)
It has always been easier for me, to talk about the emails that are NOT off the wall. For me, that is usually about 5% of all emails!

Maya2001 -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 1:50:15 AM)
That explains the sudden big increase in emails ... I was wondering why LOL For some reason though this straight older sub who is not searching and not willing to relocate is suddenly getting all sorts of emails from young lesbian dommes asking if I would be willing to submit to them, with most living no where near me, I have had more requests in the past couple weeks from Dommes than the whole prior time I have been on CM ... I ended up rechecking my profile to see if something accidently got changed ... but not that I can note... I guess I will be asking the current one why

MmeGigs -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 3:40:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom yes, seems to be the scent of spring and the full moon bringing them out in droves! I'm not sure about the full moon, but I've noticed that the number of emails I receive (nutty and otherwise) spikes in the spring and fall. In spring, they're giddy and ready to get out after having been cooped up alone all winter. In the fall, they're concerned about going through another winter cooped up alone.

MladyHathor -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 4:04:13 AM)
*full moon and spring fever! LOL*

Termyn8or -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 5:38:29 AM)
Three hundred to worship feet ? Panties. I need a sex change operation. I mean there might be money in this. Panties ? Hell I'll piss on them for an extra hundred. T

Hippiekinkster -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 6:52:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom yes, seems to be the scent of spring and the full moon bringing them out in droves! this year seems to be one of the worst i've seen. PM I dunno, my springtime urges run more along the lines of planting tomatoes.

DianeB -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 6:58:47 AM)
No, The full moon has nothing to do with it. I get some crazy emails everyday.. Diane

TreasureKY -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 8:54:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I've gotten emails asking for used tampons and dirty panties. Ooh...toenail clippings too. What's up with that???? Eeeew and yuck. Oh, Aileen... ewwww, indeed. [&:] Honestly, I've gotten some messages that I thought were pretty off the wall, but nothing even remotely that bizarre. I don't know whether to feel lucky or left out. [;)]

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 11:33:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 ........sob..........sob............Ya know BSB............sob..........if You didn't sob...............want to hear from me sob Ya could have just sob sob sob told me, rather than create this thread... I'm sorry Kalista.. But you have to be told sometime... YOU CAN'T IMPREGNATE ME!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 11:38:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomGoddess I love to hear about and explore all fetishes and find out what makes people "tick". Who am I to judge if a fetish is too much, too stupid , sick or whatever.. I don't care either I will cater to it or not, it's hypocrisy I hate!!! eg. Castarate me but he lives in spain.. Lady Satan then God Bless You... I want strict no holds barred Domination but ohhh don't leave marks!.. Mistress I want you to treat me like your sl;ave I want you to use me and abuse me, but I don't like that , no I am not into that what do I want to do? Well I want to be forced to Orally serve you for an hour!.. Yeah real good "slaves" You have been reading my emails, haven't you? :)

FullCircle -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 11:44:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch I'm sorry Kalista.. But you have to be told sometime... YOU CAN'T IMPREGNATE ME! I'd like to see her try though.[8\|]

MusicalBoredom -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 6:16:36 PM)
I'm Termyn8or on this one. I would gladly sell toenails, underwear, used personal items, whatever -- it's almost like money growing on trees.

GreedyTop -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 7:21:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom I'm Termyn8or on this one. I would gladly sell toenails, underwear, used personal items, whatever -- it's almost like money growing on trees. those I wouldnt have so much issue with (although those arent WITHOUT issues..LOL)...it's the FEET thing for me........

tsatske -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 7:29:37 PM)
Termyn8or and MusicalBoreDom, please explain to me why you have to have a sex change operation in order to sell girly panties, some which you might have pissed on (extra charge, of course), water bottles with lipstick marks, cig butts with lipstick marks, toenail clippings, stockings you swear are used, pantyhose you swear are used.... to some idiots on the WWW. Pictures are also easy to do. You are not going to be able to get $300 for them worshiping your feet, granted, or actually turn tricks or have them show up at your house to scrub your house spotless while wearing a french maid outfit - but you should be able to sell stuff by mail, i'd think. <eg>

patwi -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 9:04:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch "I will marry you and you will carry my offspring to term." I love that he specified..."to term."

DiurnalVampire -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 9:13:41 PM)
I have always noticed a huge spike in wierd emails when schools are out of session. College kids home and bored, and I am thinking probably lots of the younger sect that shouldnt be on here home along on spring and summer breaks, while mommy and daddy are at work they can get online and play. Which would also explain why i get the majority of them during the middle section of the day and at night they peter off.. DV

stella41b -> RE: off the wall emails (4/20/2008 9:48:07 PM)
I've recently received a fairly long message from a guy written in what I believe to be Turkish.. The thing is, I'm British, my profile is written in English, this is an English site, I don't even look Turkish, but.. I wouldn't mind so much.. but I don't know what is being written, it could be complimentary, it could also be insulting, .. but it's the curiosity which gets to you.

tsatske -> RE: off the wall emails (4/21/2008 5:38:31 AM)
quote: I've recently received a fairly long message from a guy written in what I believe to be Turkish.. The thing is, I'm British, my profile is written in English, this is an English site, I don't even look Turkish, but.. I wouldn't mind so much.. but I don't know what is being written, it could be complimentary, it could also be insulting, .. but it's the curiosity which gets to you. I've geçende almak a epeyce uzun haber --dan a adam yazılı içinde ne I inanmak -e doğru var olmak Türk. belgili tanımlık şey bkz. be I'm Britanya ile ilgili , benim yandan görünüş bkz. be yazılı içinde İngiliz , bu bkz. be an İngiliz yer I sakin düz bakmak Türk , ama. I -cekti us öylesine çok. ama I sakin bilmek ne bkz. be varlık yazılı , o -ebil var olmak övgü , o -ebil da var olmak aşağılamak , ama it's belgili tanımlık bilseme hangi gets sana. That, is your post, in Turkish, at least according to InterTran OTOH, when asked to translate that back into English, InterTran says that what you wrote is : I've recently take a a good many long knowledge dan a man written in not I believe had straight exist Turk. the thing bkz. hi I'm British , my profile bkz. hi written in English , this bkz. hi moment English earth I stationary plane look at Turk , but. I cekti state of mind such. but I stationary know not bkz. hi existence written , he ebil exist eulogy , he ebil even if exist lower , but it's the curiosity which gets to you. Any way, with the help of InterTran, you could not only read his message to you, but write back to him in broken, pidgen Turkish! How much fun! a chance to return all the letters you have doubtlessly gotten on this site in bad English, by writing in bad Turkish, instead!

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