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Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 12:18:46 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		So Ms. Emp and I were out today and this song came on the radio.  And we started discussing great "opening pick-up lines".   "Buy U a Drank" left her cold, but I know for a fact this works like magic:
 
Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.

So, what's the best opening line you've ever used?  Or what's the best one you've ever had used on you?
 
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 12:38:58 PM   
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the most successful (in terms of getting laid) has been "Wanna fuck?"

as far as actually getting to know someone for more than just a piece of ass..  "hi!"

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 12:48:21 PM   
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Target: mail lady
 
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 12:54:37 PM   
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 2:23:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sooooo Ms GreedyTop do you come here often?

The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes but then I realised the kitchen was on fire behind me.

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 2:39:48 PM   
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 2:48:26 PM   
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 4:16:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Let's see... hmmmm.... I once said to a girl "Is it true you're a lesbian?"  We were lovers for about a year .... even though I botched it so badly.  lol. 

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 4:26:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		one time, i asked my date to help me make my bed...for the last 34 years, he has been in my life, first as a husband, then an ex, then a friend, then a lover, etc, etc.......

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 4:29:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

one time, i asked my date to help me make my bed...for the last 34 years, he has been in my life, first as a husband, then an ex, then a friend, then a lover, etc, etc.......


a bitch and a mother? a sinner and a saint?


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I did not reply to your cmail.
I am flawed.
Imperfect.
MUST SPANK!!!
SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 5:14:01 PM   
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quote:


quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

one time, i asked my date to help me make my bed...for the last 34 years, he has been in my life, first as a husband, then an ex, then a friend, then a lover, etc, etc.......



faerytatgirl:   a bitch and a mother? a sinner and a saint?


a joker?  a smoker?   a midnight toker?


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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:18:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm going with GT on this oen and saying the classic "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:22:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

quote:



quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

one time, i asked my date to help me make my bed...for the last 34 years, he has been in my life, first as a husband, then an ex, then a friend, then a lover, etc, etc.......




faerytatgirl:   a bitch and a mother? a sinner and a saint?


a joker?  a smoker?   a midnight toker?



at least 

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:33:06 PM   
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I'm going with GT on this oen and saying the classic "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"


I'm pretty sure I'll never get that one.  LOL  Croks have to be the ugliest shoes ever designed, but damn, they are comfortable.

Comon folks, I'm trying to learn some new ones here too.
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:37:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I sold shoes I used to hate having to sell people crocs, I felt dirty afterwards, like I was doing something wrong by letting them think they were "Fashionable" or even the least bit attractive. No offense. I cant get over the florecent colored ugly to even try to see comfortable.

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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:46:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cherry, I don't worry about fashonable, I like comfort.  My feet don't hurt anymore.

Now back to the pickup...oh never mind, there's so few here, and most I wouldn't want to anyway.  Troubles in Paradise?  It is certainly not Baywatch Hawaii here.
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RE: Buy U a Drank? - 4/19/2008 6:56:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		I tried the "wanna fuck" line once... bad Idea... only had it tried on me once... my answer (after a shudder) was no

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