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Doctor joke - 4/19/2008 4:56:22 PM

Griswold

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Guy goes to the doctor...doc and he chat for a while....doc finally says...

"I'm afraid you're going to have to quit masturbating".

In shock, patient says "What???!!! BUT Why??????"...

Doc says.....

"Well, largely because I'm trying to examine you Sir".

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/19/2008 6:44:31 PM

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(Oh come on now....that was funny dammit!!!!)

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/19/2008 7:55:44 PM

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Hard to answer when both hands are busy.

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/20/2008 1:40:00 AM

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hahaha, you are right, it is funny

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/20/2008 4:50:43 AM

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/20/2008 1:10:50 PM

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Hey Doc it hurts when I do This

.... Well then don't do that.

That'll be 200 dollars.

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/20/2008 5:13:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Hey Doc it hurts when I do This

.... Well then don't do that.

That'll be 200 dollars.

Steel

(Rimshot, cymbal)

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RE: Doctor joke - 4/20/2008 6:54:57 PM

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