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Turner Brown - 4/20/2008 3:53:45 PM

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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and
falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.... I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles! weigh
3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
'Turn around '

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RE: Turner Brown - 4/20/2008 5:07:48 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Turner Brown - 4/20/2008 7:29:35 PM

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Glad i was not drinking anything when I read that...

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RE: Turner Brown - 4/20/2008 7:57:39 PM

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Good thing the guy's name wasn't Ben Dover!

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