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KCherry -> The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 7:04:21 PM)

I will try to add a new one everyday.

4/ 20:
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children
jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know
I'm only using blanks."
-Emo Phillips



SteelofUtah -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:13:54 PM)

CUTE.

Here is one my My Favorites.


"Drop the Gummy Bears and step AWAY from the Swing Set."


Steel



KCherry -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:16:53 PM)

lol, nice, I guess I will post tommorows a little early cause I am bored.

4/21:
"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot
other people in the eyes."
-Prizm



atursvcMaam -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:17:54 PM)

or "don't take a ride from strangers unless they offer you candy first"
  thanx mom



christine1 -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:26:41 PM)

"don't fry bacon naked"

"never stick anything larger than your elbow into your ear"

feh....don't ask me where i got those....[8|]



SteelofUtah -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:28:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1
don't ask me where i got those....[8|]


Famous Quote of Dolly Parton

Steel



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/20/2008 8:28:32 PM)

Continuing with the great Emo Phillips: "Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
 
Phoenix



DDraigeuraid -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 12:19:32 AM)

quote:

"don't fry bacon naked"


Ah comeone, that's one of my favorite kinks...for others to do for me.  LOL
Dragon



KMsAngel -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 12:52:13 AM)

evil man



DDraigeuraid -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 8:41:39 AM)

quote:

evil man


thank you.
Dragon



KCherry -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 5:25:41 PM)

4-21:
The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one
just because they're the devil."
-Emo Phillips



BenevolentMaster -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 5:40:08 PM)

The whole world is crazy but me and thee. Sometimes I wonder about thee.  Old Quaker saying.



KCherry -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 5:45:57 PM)

You want a deeper one lol.......

"A lunatic may be 'soothed,' as it is called, for a time. But in the
end, he is apt to become obstreperous. His cunning too is proverbial and
great. If he has a project in view, he conceals his design with a marvelous
wisdom; and the dexterity with which he counterfeits sanity presents to
the metaphysician one of the most singular problems in the study of the
mind. When a madman appears to be thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time
to put him in a straightjacket."
-E.A. Poe "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether"



BenevolentMaster -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 5:56:30 PM)

I know I think I believe I understand what you thought you said, I'm not sure that I realize that what I read is not what you meant. 



DefiantFlower -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 6:18:22 PM)

Ouch. That hurt my brain.

Earlier today, my friend and I were deciding on whether to get peanuts on our ice cream, and I commented straight-faced, "I'm not feelin nuts today." And I dunno, it was funny at the time.



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 7:08:19 PM)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips



SteelofUtah -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/21/2008 7:49:12 PM)

"I remember once I was a CooCooClock. Until the hour changed and nothing happened and I realized I was nothing more than a strange man"

"When Lilfe gets you down Stab Tony in the leg" To which my friend then indeed stabbed Tony in the Leg.



KCherry -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/22/2008 2:04:18 PM)

4-22:
...because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to
live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same
time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn,
burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the
stars..."
-Kerouac "On the Road"



Phin -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/22/2008 5:51:49 PM)

I am not crazy, the voices in my head tell me so.

I am the only normal person in the world

both to be atributed to the raving lunitic named Phin



KCherry -> RE: The crazy persons quote of the day! (4/22/2008 6:06:09 PM)

Guess I will post tommorows since I might be busy,

4-23:
" 'We are lunatics from the hospital up the highway, psycho-ceramics, the
cracked pots of mankind. Would you like me to decipher a Rorschach
for you? No? You must hurry on? Ah, he's gone. Pity.' He turned to
McMurphy. 'Never before did I realize that mental illness could have the
aspect of power, POWER. Think of it: perhaps the more insane a man is,
the more powerful he could become.' "
-Ken Kesey, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"



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