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DiurnalVampire -> When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/20/2008 9:22:54 PM)

I must admit I am sitting here giggling about this right now, so I thought Id share it.
Ever have a moment when yor sub or aslave asks permission and ventures into the TMI when they specify why?
In the past few days I have been asked the following things:
"May I go to the restroom so I can fart freely?"
"Can I go get something to drink, I think Ive swallowed a hairball"
"Can I check my email? Ive been getting really wierd porn Id like to delete"
"Permission to use the restroom so I dont have to pee on this dishes?"

I love my boys, but their sense of humor is questionable at times... and the questions were serious I think .

DV





midgetmafiosa -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/20/2008 9:34:58 PM)

wow. at least they are courteous enough to go to the bathroom to "fart freely"!




lilmissdefiant -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 1:38:57 PM)

You gotta love the kids





CharmedAnne -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 3:13:44 PM)

Haha, thats too funny. You know how boys are though!




servantheart -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 4:53:01 PM)

That's funny!  Thanks for sharing [sm=smile.gif]




xxblushesxx -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 8:09:57 PM)

Has one of them been licking your cat?
Oh!
erm...
(nm)




GreedyTop -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 8:16:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Has one of them been licking your cat?
Oh!
erm...
(nm)


*snort*

(you've got cmail)




Enochian -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/21/2008 9:49:53 PM)

My Goodness; what hath thou wrought (crazy old english spelling, huh?) with this thread??!??

Do you have **any** idea of the concept you've just put into people's head now?  I can see it now... the commentary will be legion with comments like:

"Sir, may I relieve the pressure of my PMS on my tampon?"
"Ma'am; may I knaw on my bunion like a yogic albatross with a krill infestation?"
"Master; is it all right if I excuse myself to have an explosion from my nether regions from our lunchen at TacoHell?"

And more of the ilk!

You; lady.. are evil in substance; if not intent!  >chuckles<




GimpinDenial -> RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far (4/22/2008 12:10:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Enochian
"Master; is it all right if I excuse myself to have an explosion from my nether regions from our lunchen at TacoHell?"


lmao
Ah...I'm gonna steal that and use it someday.....




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