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taking dad shopping - 4/22/2008 1:51:08 AM

SeeksOnlyOne

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Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy
Some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next
To him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
Different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
Asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
In your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food
So that I would not choke on his response;
Knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and fucked a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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RE: taking dad shopping - 4/22/2008 5:05:05 AM

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ROTFLMAO...

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RE: taking dad shopping - 4/22/2008 5:13:13 AM

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So did you buy the shoes?

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RE: taking dad shopping - 4/22/2008 9:52:19 AM

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I'm just wandering if the dna results are back yet.....
waiting....

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RE: taking dad shopping - 4/22/2008 10:14:36 AM

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*snort*

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