Termyn8or
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To play Og, you might want to know a bit of the history of the legenday Og. Og invented everything. The wheel, the lever, discovered fire and all that. Truly a caveman ahead of his time.
Think about the time Og was sitting with his cavemen buddies and the tribal leader tells him to go invent the wheel. Now of course back in those days poor Og did not have a CAD/CAM program or even a computer with the necessary system requirements to run it. What's more, not only did he lack a drafting table, but the paper and pencils to use it.
And the instructions were in cavemanese, so of course the first time it flopped. As Og recovered from being crushed like that, it eventually rolled and Og became intuitive and invented the axle.
Afterward Og was exhalted and the whole tribe cheered. When he discovered fire he almost took over the cave. He brought some back from his travels and they stoked and fed the fire with just about everything they had that would burn. When they grabbed Og and started to throw him in it he yelled "Hey Hey Hey", thus inventing the first rock and roll song.
Of course that day he failed to invent burnt offerings but I guess I could understand his reasons. After all nobody had asked for one in the first place.
What we need is a national Ogday. Og's lever became a catapult, his wheel, the automobile. Just try running an automobile around town a bit without wheels and you might learn to appreciate Og's hard work.
So put your Og stories here and let's celebrate the life of the caveman who changed our lives so profoundly.
By the way, Og also invented divorce, it's said he used a big rock, but all technical references to that device seem to have disappeared. The foremost scholars on the subject today speculate that those records might be in Rome, Tibet, Israel or Russia. The experts also speculate that these records will never be found.
We owe alot to our old buddy Og, if he had thought to invent the patent he would have been about a laid back rich mofo. But live and learn. ummmmm,I think.
T
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