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purepleasure -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/29/2008 7:40:07 PM)

As long as they don't taste like ass, they're probably ok.



CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/29/2008 7:42:24 PM)

So what do donkey balls taste like?

Cali



purepleasure -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/29/2008 8:11:16 PM)

[sm=Groaner.gif]
I wouldn't know.  You have an ex-hubby, right?    Aw hell, I do so know.[sm=eeew.gif] 

I better think twice before trying to give the Goddess of Sarcasm any flack.



CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/29/2008 8:14:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
I better think twice before trying to give the Goddess of Sarcasm any flack.


Wise words indeed.  [sm=doghouse.gif]



Cali



adrian28 -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/29/2008 11:57:43 PM)

What's this?? I'm not on a list? Well, that's ok. *goes to corner and sulks*



CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 6:22:52 AM)

Adrian luv, I didn't put out my official list, because I didn't want anybody's feelings to get hurt.  Nudge nudge wink wink.

Cali



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 6:54:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Mini Hijack**

Rocky Mountain Oysters oddly enough are actually really good and taste nothing like you expect them too.

Steel


Exactly...they have a great taste and no, I won't say they "taste like chicken".  Tis definitely beef...



mistoferin -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 6:57:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Mini Hijack**

Rocky Mountain Oysters oddly enough are actually really good and taste nothing like you expect them too.

Steel


Exactly...they have a great taste and no, I won't say they "taste like chicken".  Tis definitely beef...


I'm sure....but it's the thought of it all. Kind of like thinking about eating some deep fried assholes. Think they might catch on more than onion rings?



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 7:19:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Mini Hijack**

Rocky Mountain Oysters oddly enough are actually really good and taste nothing like you expect them too.

Steel


Exactly...they have a great taste and no, I won't say they "taste like chicken".  Tis definitely beef...


I'm sure....but it's the thought of it all. Kind of like thinking about eating some deep fried assholes. Think they might catch on more than onion rings?


See...you put it like that and I immediately think of some people I deal with through the week who are assholes and then...creative sort that I am...I begin imagining them being deep-fried in an extra-large deep fat fryer and the visual is NOT pretty.

But now...eating ass...if you go over to the anal thread, you will find that there are those of us who indulge in the right circumstances...[;)]

And no, they won't replace onion rings in most places but I keep telling you...if you come to Colorado, I can take you to a few places wherein you would be surprised at their place of honor on the menu.



SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 1:41:04 PM)

Rocky Mountain Oysters have the taste of beef but the first time I had one I expected it to taste like a Puss filles Sac with grissle and fat. Oddly enough the meat is firm enough and if it is well cooked falls apart in your mouth. Not too Chewy and if I had to compare the texture to something I would have to say it comes Close to a cross between Veal Cutlet and REALLY moist Prime rib and the Flavor is such that if you didn't know it was a Testical you would NEVER KNOW.

They are good.

I also like Goat Testicles and Buffalo (although it is MUCH more Gamy tasting)

However I think Haggis is horrible and should not be Masticated by ANYONE.

I can't stand Pigs Feet or Chitlins.

I actually like Tongue in small portions.

Food is Food and I wish to point something out to all who think it is discusting.

It is no MORE disgusting Eating an Egg as it is a Chicken Embryo and it comes out of thier ASS

Or Milk as it is a Sweat Secretion that comes out of a Cows Nipple.

Or Veal which is a Tortured baby cow who is force fead and never allowed to gain muscle mass.

Or Sourdough Bread for that matter as you are eating a Yeast Culture

I mean in the long run people eat and drink things every day that are SOOOOO MUCH WORSE.

I will eat a Bulls Testical before I'll drink an energy Drink ever again.... at least I can Pronounce Testical.

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 1:44:39 PM)

Steel... it's spelled "testicle"... I'm just saying.  Yes, yes, I know you said "pronounce", but still...

HelpfulCali
(who resisted snarky remarks about tongue in small portions)



Hippiekinkster -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 3:03:13 PM)

So, anyway, I just talked with GT. What a perky voice she has! [8D] 



sirsholly -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 3:22:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Steel

I will eat a Bulls Testical before I'll drink an energy Drink ever again.... at least I can Pronounce Testical.

Steel


implying you can't pronounce...energy?

Holly de Confuddled



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 3:26:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

So, anyway, I just talked with GT. What a perky voice she has! [8D] 



awww.... I like your voice too :)



Hippiekinkster -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 3:39:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

So, anyway, I just talked with GT. What a perky voice she has! [8D] 



awww.... I like your voice too :)

Well, shucks <kicks dirt>  [sm=oddballs.gif]



cjan -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 5:17:57 PM)

HK, you ho, are you cheating on tee already after writing poetry and haiku declaring your lust for her ? And what about YOU, missy GT ? I thought you and tee were friends. Sheesh.

See how bitter and jealous a horny man can get ?



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 5:20:03 PM)

*smacks CJ*

oh hush...[8D]

it's not like we were having phone sex or anything!!  [:D][:D]



LadyRainfire -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 5:36:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*smacks CJ*

oh hush...[8D]

it's not like we were having phone sex or anything!!  [:D][:D]



Yaaaaa, I thought the phone sex was with me, GT! [sm=insane.gif]    [sm=bowdown.gif]


(just kidding!)



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 5:41:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*smacks CJ*

oh hush...[8D]

it's not like we were having phone sex or anything!!  [:D][:D]



Yaaaaa, I thought the phone sex was with me, GT! [sm=insane.gif]    [sm=bowdown.gif]


(just kidding!)


well, dammit..if you'd call me when I'm HOME we could actually get some phone sex going..I mean... really, do you WANT to get close to the edge,and be put on hold while I check someone in??

*snicker*



sirsholly -> RE: I have a crush on.... (4/30/2008 5:43:45 PM)

might blow the mood...



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