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BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 6:59:49 PM)
Another thought that comes to mind.... Exactly how can you force someone to fart?

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 7:01:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Another thought that comes to mind.... Exactly how can you force someone to fart? make them eat at mcd's.

Leatherist -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 7:04:09 PM)
This can be even funnier if you make them wear plastic panties with tight fitting thigh and waist elastics-they inflate.

cjan -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 7:26:58 PM)
A pistol held to the head works well, except ,of course, for the downloading into the pantaloons and the pissing themselves...unless you are into that.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 7:52:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Another thought that comes to mind.... Exactly how can you force someone to fart? Feed me large quantities of onion rings........... trust me, it will happen. did I just share that? [sm=Groaner.gif] Gawd, you people are a bad influence.

thornhappy -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 8:41:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Another thought that comes to mind.... Exactly how can you force someone to fart? Just grab lactose intolerant folks, feed 'em milk, and hide the Lactaid. You could hire them out to PG&E as alternative energy sources! thornhappy

darchChylde -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/25/2008 9:01:16 PM)
i can clear the room, and i don't even have to be in it

batshalom -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 4:02:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Another thought that comes to mind.... Exactly how can you force someone to fart? I have been wondering the same thing myself. If the sub really can't fart, will she try to make a realistic-sounding raspberry to save some booty skin? Oh no. Mental picture. ~hysterical~

fluffypet61 -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 6:31:05 PM)
Forced farting? i bet you could get other "stuff" straining for a fart. [sm=danger.gif][sm=danger.gif][sm=eeew.gif] But i won't worry. It happens to me all the time. i'm old and lactose whatever. i spend a lot of time trying to blame it on the men in the room or coughing to cover the sound. Then i move to the other side of the room.

thornhappy -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 7:31:50 PM)
I used to work with guys who farted with impunity....I could've had a field day blaming them. No one would know the difference! Now, work farts can be filtered depending on the style of office chair. The padded ones work wonders, the "mesh" type not so well. And if you work in a laminar flow room, hell, not only could you not hear the farts, you'd never be able to smell them! thornhappy

batshalom -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 7:38:33 PM)
If you worked with farting men, thorn, you'd probably elevate your social status by out-farting the farters. "Dude, that's one gassy cunt!" (said admiringly to a fellow coworker)

Leatherist -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 7:40:37 PM)
Mutters about "weapons of ass destruction."

thornhappy -> RE: Forced farting as humiliation.... (4/26/2008 9:00:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom If you worked with farting men, thorn, you'd probably elevate your social status by out-farting the farters. "Dude, that's one gassy cunt!" (said admiringly to a fellow coworker) Oh man, that would just encourage them to greater heights! Think of the fire hazard! thornhappy

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