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Mercnbeth -> Haven't I seen you somewhere....? (4/25/2008 4:43:28 PM)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. [sm=hello.gif]She says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, [sm=idea.gif]"Do you know me?"
To which she replies; "I think you're the father of one of my kids". [sm=jaw.gif]
Now his mind travels back[sm=hewah.gif] to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper [sm=pole.gif] from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt [sm=mistress.gif]with wet celery?
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, [sm=noway.gif] I'm your son's teacher.
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