IronBear
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Joined: 6/19/2005 From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Kasia quote:
ORIGINAL: IronBear Now why is it whenever I hear about sex on a beach, I think of mixing cement in a concrete mixer?.. You have everything nice and wet/sloppy and then you toss a couple of shovels of sand in and have to stir it up again.......... Ahhh well I may relate that yarn one day if I'm bribed with enough good 'shine Not all beaches are sand ones you know. Actually I hate sand beaches, I am always going to smooth rocky ones. And that reminds me...... Last summer we were having a guy staying over at our summer house for couple of days. While alone with him we had amazing sex almost all the time. Then suddenly turned up my wandering daughter and decided she will stay over a day or two (I hope it had nothing to do with finding really cute boy in the house). So we had to be "decent". Anyway, we couldnt resist and sneaked out in the night, got into car and drove to the beach. I can say it was maybe the best sex I had ever. Funny thing is some of the locals saw and recognized the car and heard the moaning, so they concluded my husband was having affair with the local waitress. The rest of our vacation all women in the village were pampering me and giving me pityfull glances. I almost died laughing. Ahhhhhhhhh I've heard of those sandless beaches I think of beaches I think of open ocean sandy beaches with a 100 or so Kms of fishing or surfing if your so inclined.... As long as you can handle the heat, I have a feeling you'd enjoy visiting Aussie. quote:
ORIGINAL: pinkpleasures quote:
Now why is it whenever I hear about sex on a beach, I think of mixing cement in a concrete mixer?.. You have everything nice and wet/sloppy and then you toss a couple of shovels of sand in and have to stir it up again.......... IronBear ROFLMAO...are You part Sicilian? pinkpleasures Scots/Irish.Prussian/Danish blood lines pink sweet. I'll just have to write out the yarn I was refering to and send it to you.
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