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angelikaJ -> "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 7:33:23 PM)

"I'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of
divorce aids. ... When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.
...

Who knows what toxic chemicals these women are inserting into the most intimate areas of their bodies and how many men chase children because they can not find comfort from an adult women. "

http://www.tonyzirkle.com/CAMPAIGN/home


I am speechless.






DesFIP -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 7:55:53 PM)

Squick!



angelikaJ -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 7:58:54 PM)

*nods*



MusicalBoredom -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 9:18:58 PM)

So let me get this straight.  Accoding to this moron, sex crimes commited by men are caused by women masturbating?



angelikaJ -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 9:31:18 PM)

and evidently divorce as well...



Lucylastic -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 9:54:38 PM)

oh he sounds like a fun guy, or is that fungi??
Lucy
Edited to add...
Ive read some of his other pages now, poor chap, his bubbles dont quite reach the top.
[sm=wall.gif]
no doubt he has many friends tho



angelikaJ -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 10:24:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

oh he sounds like a fun guy, or is that fungi??
Lucy
Edited to add...
Ive read some of his other pages now, poor chap, his bubbles dont quite reach the top.
[sm=wall.gif]
no doubt he has many friends tho


there is that hope...



ownedgirlie -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 10:40:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

and evidently divorce as well...


Well my ex said that masturbating was equivalent to cheating on him, so....



SugarMyChurro -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 11:17:32 PM)

My god, if that's true my slave is cheating on me all the time!!!

She's always wet as October.




GimpinDenial -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/26/2008 11:50:11 PM)

I am....
at a loss for words ....

[sm=confused.gif]



Level -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 6:05:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

oh he sounds like a fun guy, or is that fungi??
Lucy


[8D]




MladyHathor -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 6:21:32 AM)

I bet he's divorced, I hate sore losers.



hisannabelle -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 6:40:05 AM)

someone please tell me this is a joke site.

it boggles the mind.



Lucylastic -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 7:22:46 AM)

Im ashamed to admit, I read must be 90% of his website, it was out of morbid curiosity. Apparently he is running for 2nd District Congressional candidate in the election. He ran in 2004 for United states representative and got 7043 votes!!
shudder
Lucy



firmobeisance -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 8:01:12 AM)

The guys a fake. These two quotes are from his home page, check 'em yersefs:

"If the Derrengers for Dildos idea doesn't get me an invite to John Stewart's Comedy Center or the Colbert bump, I'm not sure what will."

"If I have to hear one more young single mother in my family law practice tell me that she gets treated worse than a dog, I'm going to consider running a campaign that is not intentionally devised to lose so that I can enjoy my summer."

Just a little too sincere for my idea of funny. I am a little suprised that no one caught the "Jew/porn/dragon" thing. What politician with two cells to rub together would dare even go there?



thornhappy -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 9:13:34 AM)

I saw it, and figured more discussion wasn't worth it.  That guy's  far out to lunch.

thornhappy



Lucylastic -> RE: "Derrengers for Dildos" (4/27/2008 9:38:04 AM)

yep this is from his home page, regarding his legal history for his law practise,  http://www.tonyzirkle.com/about.php

This from a CBS article http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/23/politics/main4036356.shtml

"Tony Zirkle, who is seeking the Republican nomination in northern Indiana's 2nd District, stood in front of a painting of Hitler, next to people wearing swastika armbands and with a swastika flag in the background for the speech to the American National Socialist Workers Party in Chicago on Sunday."
"Zirkle received 30 percent of the vote in the 2006 primary, losing to incumbent Chris Chocola, who was defeated in the general election. Zirkle said Tuesday that winning the election is not his primary goal."
I think he is serious, but even if he is just yukkin it up, I think he is his own worst enemy
and I agree with Thornhappy, hes givin me a nastsy taste in my mouth, so im not gonna give him any more of my time.
Lucy



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