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dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:50:12 PM)
Little sub, 'tis pure elation How you take humiliation.

Emperor1956 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:54:42 PM)
Hmmm. well its a bit early, but there are certainly Holiday cards that need to be sent: Ho Ho Ho! Its big Daddy Dom Clause He's here to mark your ass up With his favorite Christmas tawse. ________ On this Chanukah, the feast of Light Some eat potato pancakes But I know you'd rather be bound tight And get whipped until your back aches. ___________ Black, Red and Green are the colors of the season But black and blue are My colors for you Hope your Kwanzaa beating is pleasin'. E.

rubberpet -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:41:41 AM)
Tada!!! It's rubberpet...please, hold your applause! [sm=cactus.gif] *realizes no one gives a shit* Anyway, here are my contributions at this...Hallmark, eat your heart out! You said you would die without me.... You fucking tease! You say it, but you don't mean it! Hell, you never meant it! If I had a nickel for everytime I wished your love was still mine... I'd have one fucking dime! When I took you home last night, you reminded me of Halle Berry... This morning was a fucking nightmare 'cause you look like Chuck Berry! You say I never whisper sweet nothings in your ear You say I never write you poetry that rhymes... Well try finding something that sounds like "cock juggling thundercunt" and rhyme it in real-time! Roses are red violets are blue... Let's get a bucket of chicken and get busy! Dearest Mama... You're gonna be a grandma again for time number three..... Daddy may be the father again, but, at least this time, he fucked me for free! You may be dumb as a post, heck, sometimes you even smell... but who needs brains when you can suck a cock so well! Happy Anniversary, snookums! Some things in this world make you scratch your head... But when I look at the little fucker in that crib, it makes me wonder why I ever took you to bed! In the beginning, you were beautiful as an angel... now you haunt my house 'cause you look like a specter... I wish I could feed your fucking ass to Hannibal Lecter!!! That's all for now, peeps...I hope you enjoy!!!

TJsCheekypet -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:47:30 AM)
taking it up the ass, surely something will come to pass, it may be shit, it may be sore, but congratulations you anal whore!

Daddysredhead -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:57:00 AM)
DC... you have a gift. [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 7:57:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet You say I never whisper sweet nothings in your ear You say I never write you poetry that rhymes... Well try finding something that sounds like "cock juggling thundercunt" and rhyme it in real-time! Nose Enema at this one ow ow ow that really bloody hurt, Lucy

SteelofUtah -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 8:06:42 AM)
Okay I had to "Borrow" some stuff to get the sentiment I wanted but here goes MY Greeting Card. ~~Front of Card~~~ One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with my lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across my mind. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to my Lord, “You promised me Master,that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” ~~Inside of Card~~~ Her Master replied, “Silly girl don't you remember? The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my little one, is when I Hog Tied and Ball Gaged you and carried you like a suitcase.” I thought this would be a sweet sentiment. What do you think?

camille65 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 8:08:04 AM)
Oh Steel I loved that one!

SteelofUtah -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 8:15:08 AM)
This one is ALL me baby ~~Front of Card~~~ There are times in our lives when we feel lonely. When we feel like the only ones in the room, When we feel like nothing we are doing is touching others When the Idea of another moment alone is just unbearable. ~~Inside of Card~~~ Then someone accidently flicks thier cigerette ash, or spills thier drink on your back while you are serving as a coffee Table and leans down and says "You moved you worthless cunt!!" and everything is right again. So how many of you can relate

rubberpet -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 9:46:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet You say I never whisper sweet nothings in your ear You say I never write you poetry that rhymes... Well try finding something that sounds like "cock juggling thundercunt" and rhyme it in real-time! Nose Enema at this one ow ow ow that really bloody hurt, Lucy Sorry Lucy...let me get you a towel to clean your monitor. [;)] Here's another you may like..... If you come in contact with my ex, run away if you see her, I just shook her hand and still caught gonnorhea!!!

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 11:20:57 AM)
quote: Well try finding something that sounds like "cock juggling thundercunt" and rhyme it in real-time! Thanks for the shock, struggling wonderment As I invaded your cock-juggling thundercunt. How you fought all through our session Yet surrendered at last, my possession.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 11:25:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead DC... you have a gift. [:D] Thanks, Red! I'm not sure it's the one I'd have picked, given a choice, but it's what the fates gave me.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 12:39:25 PM)
You sure make me randy, You scrumptious eye candy.

christine1 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 12:46:41 PM)
Because i care to send the very best, i better be able to fucking molest!

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 1:17:36 PM)
Accept wishes good, true, and hearty For your first visit to a play party!

Lumus -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 4:46:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 Because i care to send the very best, i better be able to fucking molest! Do you fit in the postbox? [8D] [And in the back of my mind lurks Butthead..."Huh-huh, huh-huh...he said, 'box'." Sigh. Damned voices.]

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 4:58:55 PM)
ROTFL, this is the best yet. You have a real knack for this you should come up with your own line of BDSM cards.. Phoenix

vampchick88 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 6:03:14 PM)
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm your secret stalker and I'll kill for you [sm=couch.gif] ~Lorelei

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 6:07:54 PM)
quote: You have a real knack for this you should come up with your own line of BDSM cards.. Thanks! You know, I have been wondering what to do with the second half of my career . . .

rubberpet -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/27/2008 6:42:13 PM)
Oil can be slippery but rotten fish will smell... if you don't like my greeting cards you can all go to hell! [sm=fingers.gif]

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