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Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/13/2005 3:03:26 PM

Mercnbeth

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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so.

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RE: Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/13/2005 4:49:02 PM

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Bravo for the Princess!!

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RE: Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/13/2005 5:41:44 PM

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Oh see now THAT was funny LOL

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RE: Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/14/2005 12:36:57 PM

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Hell yeah!

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RE: Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/14/2005 1:22:24 PM

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Oh see now THAT was funny LOL

When it comes to humor, I'm a switch!

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RE: Why slaves are better than princesses - A Fairy Tale - 10/18/2005 7:25:28 PM

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Yes Virginia... there is justice in the world. You just have to create it yourself.

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