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Daddysredhead -> RE: Anal sex? (4/29/2008 7:27:22 PM)
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I voted that I enjoy stickin a sub in the pooper.....I once was cutting some sub's ass and I was in a bit of a hurry so I didn't take off my tshirt....Suddenly I could feel that things were horribly awry by the smell and what appeared to be a large gravy stain on the lower part of my t-shirt.
A lesser man might have crumbled and sworn off turd cutters altogether...Tenacity,an unheralded love of anal, and an unwaivering belief in my personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ are the only things that allow the Domidong to still salute the kernel to this very day....Amen.
That's why they make enemas, domi. An ounce of prevention and all...
Who's got the time?....Sometimes you just got to bite into that apple without washing it. Nothing worse than biting into an apple and getting poo on your
t-shirt.
Maybe she should have used the bathroom first, before you bit the apple, Domi. Just saying. [8|]
True, dreamy.
edited to add this is to domi:
Or, if spontaneous booty sex may have been on the menu, perhaps she could've washed out her apple earlier in the day - yanno, just in case. Then your apple corer could've been cleaner and your apron might have stayed Tide white. She didn't have to do the prep work when you were there, like I said an ounce of prevention. Preparation in advance can be kinda hot, too. Just wondering if your man is going to make use of your ripe, juicy, squeaky clean apple... rather than sticking him with the poo-poo platter.
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