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popeye1250 -> RE: Iran doesnt want Barbie dolls in their country (4/29/2008 10:05:29 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Aynne
Yes, those barbies would be great popeye, they could spend some quality time with :
1. Deadbeat Dad Ken, alimony and child support checks sold seperately
2. Nascar Ken, orange cheeto stained fingers and beer belly included
3. Neo-Con right winger Ken, theory of evolution and college degree never included
or my favorite:
4. angry white man Ken, sense of entitlement and fear of liberal "elites", women and minorities always always included.
Fun for the whole family. [8|]
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250
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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven
We had a discussion in a debate course I had to take for my degree about Barbie dolls. Whether the inventor meant to or not she has forced a very unrealistic image onto society, especially women. We are forced to try and fit into this cookie cutter mold of the perfectly shaped woman, how many women actually acheive this goal? Better yet how many young girls starve themselves to the brink of death trying to live up to Barbie's stats?
I say until they start producing realistic Barbie's then they should be banned from all shelves not just Iranian shelves. Until then I will continue buying my neice and my friends' little girls realistic, useful toys like art kits, drum sets or you know that really annoying ball popper thing that seemingly irritates everyone but the deaf.[;)][:D]
Ok, how about "Fat Slob Barbie?"
"Barbie hasn't been riding her bike or excercising for a very long time now!"
"And worse, our Barbie's discovered "Sara Lee!"
"Of course "Fat Slob Barbie" will need a whole new wardrobe so start working on your parents girls!"
"The new "Fat Slob Barbie" comes with a reclining couch and t.v. remote."
"Oh look! There goes Ken on his bike with a new girlfriend!"
Aynne, oh sure, you'd have to have a "Red Neck Ken" doll too!
"Redneck Ken comes with a pull string on the back of his neck and talks!"
"Get in the truck, Bitch!"
"Get out the truck ,Bitch!"
"And Red Neck Ken is a little "stockier" than the origional "Ken" doll, he comes with *Built-in Ass-Crack* (R) so that everytime he bends down to check the air pressure on his tires he looks like a Plumber!"
"Girls, even Dad will like "Red Neck Ken" so start working on him now!"
"Red Neck Ken" comes with pick-up truck with a big number "12" on it, the number of his favorite Nascar driver, John Deere ballcap, 12 pack of "PBR" beer, and a mouth on him that would embarrass a Drill Sargeant!"
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